Cleaning with Mario #126 He Disney have a clue ..and we don’t give a Donald Duck !

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You've got the fat frame and horrible leggings as well

 
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Fucking Nora not one bit of that makes sense
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Is it one of the blind ones ma lovelie??
I thought it was joost me but like Marion I'm no hard of an English Gcse. My frown lines were hurting ma forehead when I was trying to decipher that.
So what I took from it was that he was super excited, disbelieving that he has hit the dizzying heights of huvin a wax melt called Marion, and reality keeps you grounded and fuck knows really
 
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Mario needs to stop worrying about Rihanna and tell is why he's known as Mario and not his given name.. I think he looks like a Brian.
 
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Naaaw hen. Wan of them shite white ones wae the stained eyes and areshole. So aye
Do we think Rickets has reincarnated as the Wig of Misfit?
(I haven’t been around long enough to comment on the Bison threads and it kiiiiiills me).
 
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Just caught up oan the haul stories and had to just say, maybe it's me and no one else but I feel like when he actually says one of the catchphrases we use here (you need tae get tae know) it's like a wee bingo anyone else or will I swerve back intae ma ain jo molane
 
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If I come in from shopping and hubby is hinging aboot, normally just to ram raid something to eat and I say stuff like, "Oh, I got this" or "Look, a wee bargain" etc, his abundance of Don't Give A Fuck is apparent. Point being, could not imagine a man wetting his drawers like wee Marion oer Spanish cleaning products and toliet air freshener.
 
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Your profile pic!
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The sun’ll come out tomarra also!
 
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Chanting yous all from the rooftops for enjoying the gorgeous weather with your gardens and front and back doors with a cheeky of of these . The weather has turned truly cold here down under in that place abroad that is Australia. Feel like Mario but I have no choice but to be aw cosy under my blankets by 8pm every night. Not even sure a stinking Oodie would cut it here. Am considering buying this! https://www.papinelle.com/products/cuddle-puffa-maxi-robe Talk me down, hens!
 
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It’s yer f*ck it year so just you break that petty cash right oot and get that hoose coat ! It’s a beaut , IYKYK . You will be safe as houses cause it’s not got a wee mother of the bride collarless look so just you trreeeaattttiinnnn yerself hen , cause you are worth it and nae debates ! Only thing is cause the weather has turned in Australia don’t you be thinking about putting your Halloween gear oot or even your Christmas tree ! Spine Brite ma lovely
 
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I'm in that place *scent of abroad* in the scent same as any other city. Clutching me beak when I buy anything, but I need to get to know also, did Hannah the employee of her ex who owns her failed business, go to see Maz??? I'm hard of Wi-Fi ma lovelies.
Written in the garbled style of Mario, it's given me a stroke.
 
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