Cleaning with Mario #126 He Disney have a clue ..and we don’t give a Donald Duck !

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ScottishMammy92

You spine bright hen - al no huv a bad word said about McMonagles!

My husbands granny stayed near Clydebank and we always took her for a chippy boat in the summer. She loved it and its always been somewhere my husbands associated with her. Bloody good fish and chips as well...

Nae shame here hen. Your chippy is nae others chippies. Bespoke fur your hen. Tonsa love tae you ✨️✨️✨️
 
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Madge2022

A new thread, absolutely #treatit oan this reset day.

Ah'm busy aw weekend sitting oot ma back garden living ma life but saw this ad fur a bespoke bedsit in Paisley and hud tae run tae share it wi aw youse vile wummin cunts.


As a Brucie bonus ah've also attached a wee reading exercise fae Rosetta Stone fur aw youse #hardofscottish. Rosetta huz gave me a bespoke discount tae ma brand if youse youse code #auldmadge10, also.
 

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Scottishmammy

I find it funny how he shouts about small businesses but he’s telling everyone today not to use the small businesses but to go to semi chem…didn’t his “pal” have a Spanish cleaning business that went bust? He’s so inconsiderate.

The way he goes on about the smell of calming pedicure makes my skin crawl
 
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DramaQueen79

So ur besties came up to Glasgow to visit that wee lassie katie and the highlight of your weekend is telling strangers on the internet about the shite you bought in b&m. Mario you are a sad, pathetic little creep and your mate Hannah’s a c*nt tae
 
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SuzyE

He has to be the only one that can't see through these 'so called' friends Such a loser.
 
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RubyTuesday39

So our Maz is not sweet he’s savoury. I think the actual word you’re looking for is SOUR.
Basically he hates anything that requires him to put anyone else first
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

He has the exact same airfryer as me. I use mine daily and use it for a lot of things- I’ve done whole chickens, curries, bacon joints etc so it gets messy.

It’s the easiest thing in the world to clean. Literally wipe the drawers with some kitchen towel to get rid of any bits you don’t want going into the sink, then some hot water and a squirt of Fairy. The material it’s made from is very non-stick.

No idea why you’d need a separate bottle of chemicals to clean it.
 
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Joo92

Is there anything that he isn’t OBSESSED with?! Hard of a thesaurus. Also.
 
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GreaseSpot

Like all instawankers and shitfluencers he's always 'obsessed'. For two whole minutes until the next popular shiny thing comes along.
These shitfluencers also think everything smells insane. The really insane thing is his social media 'strategy'. . I'll see myself out. As if he'd have one. Can't even spell it. Long term plans for Maz constitute packing his case with doops and polyester.
Hard of long term plans
Factual
How would he spell strategy?!
 
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Luna25

Snakes all over this app!!!!!!

I seen oor Mhari aka missfitmaw took mawRendal to the cycle 1 event on Friday night as her plus 1 which was an invited PR event.
does she no know who Mario is??
 
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SuzyE

I've got the same one as well. I use those paper liners, but like you say, it takes minutes to clean in hot soapy water. This idiot really makes things harder for himself as well as poisoning the environment
 
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gilly31

Mario's Maw must of had frequent tupperware and clothes parties in the late 80s early 90s cause his hauls sound like the wumin that used to try and sell their shit to my mums pals in the living room house parties

His inspo!
 
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Madge2022

gilly31 said:
Mario's Maw must of had frequent tupperware and clothes parties in the late 80s early 90s cause his hauls sound like the wumin that used to try and sell their shit to my mums pals in the living room house parties

His inspo!
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Ah wunner if his da sells Avon
 
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pollytrolley

Am howling at his the haul of all his wee cheap fake perfumes he got at the bespoke perfumery in Costa teguise lanzarote. Did he actually say one of them is the “cleme de la cleme”
 
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gilly31

so not only does this man live in an oodie he now wants to smell like one? pyoor oodie scent!

Oud perfume is not a revelation wee baws!
 
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