Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Couldnae rely on his own family.
Self of self.
Cope-d

 

[Foux du FaFa]

Hello ma lovelies!

I had a wee think (for 3 years) and decided to finally swerve outta mah lane and into yours. Mebbe I am giving youse stalker vibes, which is no in fashion the noo. I have been lurking here since 2022. Tattle is ma safe space. Capesh? Just had to say youse are the funniest fuckers on Tattle. Nae debates!
Also, I found something on that small business (Ali Express) for Denek and Mazda to play with (besides their boabies). Also.
After studying the continents, mebbe the Dynamic Duo can graduate to learning aboot countries. Mebbe.
Hola! and Feliz Campanilos! to aw my fellow cnutes. Olé, and vamos a la playa.
Tattle hearts to youse all

Sorry for the large image. Hard of technology.

 

[Joo92]

Nests of hands?!?! What on earth is he blathering on about? Bloody
ignoramus.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Googling "fine dining restaurants gran canaria"

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

We've been treatit hens, 2024 is really our fuck it year, not that fat hermaphrodites. So si, gracias.

 

[Noseybonk]

Hello ma lovelies. So I had a family bbq last night alongside some of those lethal drinks

The relative who has newly discovered Marion and I watched lots of old highlights and I was worth ma gold in weight answering of questions. (The Xmas trees in Nov and new decs every year was a long one)

I thought that Marion could be ma specialist subject on Mastermind but one topic had me stumped….

How does he earn money? What does he actually do for a job? He polishes truncheons.

Yes but what does he REALLY do? That!

Ok so he cleans at a police station. How does he afford the crap he buys? No idea he works about 2 hours a week.

After lots of (actually hilarious ) inebriated debate, we have decided that Marion is either the new Walter White, or he has an extremely adults only fans page, and the bumming fort is actually a film set. 🫣

There is a 3rd option that he works the bare minimum hours to claim loads of top up benefits and gets cash in hand from additional cleaning jobs, but that’s unlikely

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

Thanks for this, jingle jangle jewellery when he's getting bummed!
Also, thanks to the hen who provided an explanation to 'dots of doom' ________
So, ma kindly lovelies, what is this 'trained in nails'? Also

Magic!!!!! So good to see you here!!!!! Am mop kicking every time a see a cronie from the hinch thread in this new land. It’s pyoor, bespoke fabulous. Also.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Hens, I’m in a boujie wee hotel for a few nights and making ma way through their bespoke list of lethal
I can tell youse I was clutching ma beak when I saw this wan was called “Annual Leave”.

I hope the wee scrote is in the horrors facing into his part-time joab the morrow.

Ma money says he’ll be sick by Thursday.

 

[Shrekssister]

Ma hens she doesn't care about the Northern lights because the silly bitch doesn't know what they are, factual.

 

[Babybail93]

The clothes maiden behind the mirror in the living room that’ll no be put away fae weeks the noo, what with all the polyester she’s got tae wash from the holiday. CUNT WASHINGS fae days!

 

[Ferguson]

It is a nice thread, light, no arguments. Maybe that minx @Ferguson could tell us all, again, about getting ragged about her bedroom, honestly howled at this.

Still ongoing. Miraculously still a secret (apart fae here in the Virus community)
My daughter is in her final year so he won't be her headteacher for too much longer.
Parents evenings are pyoor awkward also.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

My face(s) when I realised we’re almost through another thread and so forth! Almost as fast as Mario’s ability to get a mortgage…. “Lit that” *clicks fingers* IYKYK

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

I’m pure affronted about his use of “self catering” self catering is catering for yourself, as in shopping for food and cooking. If they chose to eat out, that’s half board no?! Also, don’t feel like you can just change your mind half way through your holiday, so did they pay for all inclusive and choose the fine dining lyfe?! I’m off on a bespoke self catering holiday at the end of the month, we’ve hired a hoose (smell the wealth) and it has a wee hot tub and pool table. Going with my husband and his family, 2 actual working chefs in the group and we’re still doing a rota for who is going to cook of a night. (Lunches will probably be pubs as taking the wee Nikita dugs with us!) what is she on aboot????

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

This holiday can't come soon enough. Lindsay Rotte seems like a distant memory on this dayn of dawn.

 

[fuzzylilmanpeach]

I can’t believe he has sat in that flat all night with the goblin oodie on. I am sweltered and have been out my back door all night even though it’s owned by the bank and no me. The thought of putting another layer on is giving me the bespoke boke. He must be getting a draft from the roofless neighbouring flat.

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

He's hard of hairline ma lovelei xx

Thank you, I see now I’ve zoomed In. What he trying to do cover the receding hair line? Looks worse the way he’s gelled a strip down Reminds me of when you get Christmas tree out of the box (not long now ma lovelies ) and the branches are half flat and need sorting out

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

So now the summer holiday is over do we think the Christmas Tree will be going up next week?

You know damn well autumn is next week, Christmas is the week after.

 

[AllieBee]

Yeese are so lovelie and welcoming here, I feel at home already - in my palatial 2 bed flat not in Beirut. I have read the Wiki obviously but might have missed the dot of doom reference? Apologies if I didn't get the phrase right but I'm trying my best to follow the best shitshow I've ever seen.
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My exact reaction the other day!! This can't be real

Dots of doom are his stories. When he goes off on one he does about a hundred whiny stories so there's so many the dashes at the top turn into dots. I cba with them after the first one or two he's so boring and says the same thing over and over. Most interesting thing is watching the captions trying to work out what the illiterate toad is saying!
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All this fine dining chit chat has me remembering the time Hannah took Macaroni out for dinner and he ended up in the kitchen with the chefs instead of the men’s toilets

That was the stuff of legends. Can you imagine the chefs faces when Waltzing Matilda minced into their kitchen

 

[Shrekssister]

Another favourite compulsory purchase he made was the Ring Doorbell. To go on his front door…… which is inside a block of flats BEHIND a communal door with an entry phone system

Aside to this, when he has a wreath at Christmas he hangs it INSIDE the door. Ma hens we aren't making any of this up, you truly couldn't.

 

[Babybail93]

Is that a bath mat he's bought? For a bedsit without a bath? Hard of intelligence

When we bought our new hoose we made sure all the bedrooms had an en suite each (because my daughters are dirty, feral little animals). I must be doing something wrong because each bathroom just has a £3 mat from that small business primark.

When will he learn no matter what named stuff he has, it is still in a shit hole little council flat? Sad