Hen thats his bespoke filter. Makes his heid look like a big tomato and sometimes it malfunctions cos it canny cope wi the forheid wrinkles and the stubble also
Tonsa love
Hen thats his bespoke filter. Makes his heid look like a big tomato and sometimes it malfunctions cos it canny cope wi the forheid wrinkles and the stubble alsoDoes he Botox between his brows but it’s pushed all the wrinkles out to the side?
Dying at thisI don't think that's Aloe Vera hen. It's liquid filth, is what it is.
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Im callin a Bingo oan him buying a wee bespoke salt and pepper tae take tae GC fur when hes oot fine dining.Please god let's not have a full fuckin year of Marion buying 'bits' (shite) for his next vacay in Gran Caneeeria
Gold plated S&P courtesy of klarna. Iykykiydkgtn. Smell the weathIm callin a Bingo oan him buying a wee bespoke salt and pepper tae take tae GC fur when hes oot fine dining.
We did too! the BEST thing I have ever boughtWe had air con fitted in our bedrooms last year - smell that wealth Marion!It’s worth it’s gold in weight cos I’m a menopausal bitch
And all before August!It will go fast. And in the meantime we have Autumn Mario, Christmas Mario, Doom n gloom Mario, and seeing him buy all his tat for next years Holiday Mario!
Absolutely love love love you posting these coz am hard of instaTuesday joy of joys from the wee moaning Myrtle.
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Blather rundoon....
Mentioned his holiday for next year and it's his fook it year so why not.
He pronounces countries wrang. Well he cannae even speak English the muppet.
Bought loads of tat in Lindsey Rotte.
Has white bits on his neck due to reading. And his chest looks white. So no shirt off then?
2 tubs of Aloe cream for the bod not his face. Obsessed.
Rayn was perfect, moody but the now content.
His 'clients' follow him, he'd prefer them to sneak watch. I thought he blocked un-named viewers?
You have to be an extrovert to go online but in his safe space he is the most confident/extrovert. People expect him to be like that outside but he's not.
He goes to work to be a professional, his prev high-flying joabs required him to be firm but fair. This is 'work environment Mario'.
He doesn't mix personalities, he has a private side and a professional life.
Still on aboot he has lost his confidence due to being online and getting older.
AMA ad. Stock levels, only 4 amora oils left in the scent Rayn Blossom scent. Cannae get that right.
Wax disc, not many left but will last this month and next month!!!
Tinting his eyebrows. It's so clammy. So different out here. We don't have air-con in this country.
Will tell us the funny bits about his holiday later.
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Choking!!!I don't think that's Aloe Vera hen. It's liquid filth, is what it is.
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I was transfixed. The dots of doom featured the eye tapping I had only read of. I wanted to reach in and crush his stranglers sausages and so forth.I LOVE that all of our new friends have been pure treatid tae a bespoke Dots of Doom the night!
Did they live up tae your expectations hens?
The Dots of Doom proved to be a gift that kept on giving and giving and giving. What a heid rip.I LOVE that all of our new friends have been pure treatid tae a bespoke Dots of Doom the night!
Did they live up tae your expectations hens?
If they're as funny as the "Blind Nikita Dug" and "Flashed The Postman" pure beak clutching bullshite he's concocted previously, then we in for a treatit ma loveliesCannae wait for the fUnNy sToRiEs he has to tell us this weekend.
That actually never happened
That's literally the speed Deek talks ahahahhaSee what youse lot mean about the dreaded "dots of doom"!
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Liz Be Da Law....said in a stumbling voice as he struggles to read basic English.If they're as funny as the "Blind Nikita Dug" and "Flashed The Postman" pure beak clutching bullshite he's concocted previously, then we in for a treatit ma lovelies
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That's literally the speed Deek talks ahahahha
Aye but whit’s worse: tightly shut prude or the cheeky flash oaf the wee tittie cleavage?Look at all the shit piled up on the floor and top of the wardrobe behind him.
The neck on that house coat gives me the absolute ick
Ma luveleh,I was transfixed. The dots of doom featured the eye tapping I had only read of. I wanted to reach in and crush his stranglers sausages and so forth.
He really does just ramble u
The Dots of Doom proved to be a gift that kept on giving and giving and giving. What a heid rip.
The tip tapping delivered nausea as predicted.
I could go on but I'm exhausted with this bastard heat also
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I am laughing so much at this thread that I'm hard of posting.
Can somebody tell me about So Si and Capeesh? I've missed these in my research insofar and so forth.
Of course ma lovelie, welcome tae the funniest thread oan this vile app. Bring ur personalised sippy cup, criss and dairylea cheeseboard and get aww cosy. YDKBYGTK, capeesh?It’s a really lovely thread my questions (because I’m only learning) are always answered
Why does he wear that babygro when he's doing his skincare happy tap?Aye but whit’s worse: tightly shut prude or the cheeky flash oaf the wee tittie cleavage?
Aye it looks like a babygro/vest.Look at all the shit piled up on the floor and top of the wardrobe behind him.
The neck on that house coat gives me the absolute ick
I was just thinking I wonder if they’ve booked around pride time imagine the OOTD if they went all outIt’s like Gay Mecca! By day it looks like a big pink car park with shops. By night it is the most fabulous place in the world! Full of drag shows, gay clubs, sex shops and dark rooms. They have two massive pride events every year as well.
Is he wearing a headband what’s that weird line round his hair?Who had aloe Vera on the holiday bingo card?
Also the haircut - it’s a strong look innit
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