Rachy24881
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Final night OOTD
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Tinkerbell cat
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deek strutting out through the balcony door has me in absolute bits my lovelies 
GreaseSpot
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This pair of weapons on their holiday have been an absolute treat of unexpected highlights. Even Mr Spot has been following Polyester Pam and Shein Sue with the same laughter and disbelief and is an honorary member of the 99%.
My highlight is the daily Deek martial arts demo. Hard of balance. Hard of gross motor skills.
An observation I make is a happy Marion is a highly entertaining Marion. His come down will be hard and then some.
Roll on driving tests, wintum in August and Christmas in October.
My highlight is the daily Deek martial arts demo. Hard of balance. Hard of gross motor skills.
An observation I make is a happy Marion is a highly entertaining Marion. His come down will be hard and then some.
Roll on driving tests, wintum in August and Christmas in October.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Makes me feel car sick, the fat ugly slut.
Madge2022
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Absolute 
's oan this app, he's already been tae New York in America and met the President #capeeesshh
Courtesy of oor baby gurl @hopethishelpsallthebest
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's oan this app, he's already been tae New York in America and met the President #capeeesshh
Courtesy of oor baby gurl @hopethishelpsallthebest
Original post below
Cleaning with Mario #86 While Marion was posing with his Crocs and slippers, HB done him up like a kipper
Marion is having his mid-month depression. Spent all of deeks money another 2 weeks to payday so looking at grand things like trips to New York feeling sorry for himself and his petty little life
tattle.life
Strangler fingers abroad.
Blueberrymuffin
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I’ve just found this thread after recommendation on another thread, tears streaming with laughter you lot are a hoot! 
you lot are a hoot! 
Platformcrocs
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WHERE TO START WITH THISWild night out in receptionView attachment 2921773
No one is complimenting his Bonmarché getup, factual
Why is he not back in his room aw cosy?? He'll be out of sorts given its lights out at 10pm in the Beirut Blackout, also
Extremely adults only and nae debates
Luckycorr13
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This thread is honestly the best thing on tattle right now 
Babybail93
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Screaming at them getting the bus in Lanzarote
Lilly Lou
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1. Those are not Ray Bans that Deek is wearing 
!! I’m an owner of 10+ pairs of Ray Bans (smell ma wealth) and can tell Deeks are definitely those RayBerris you get in every shop in Lanzarote on that spinny sunglasses rack (IYKYKAIYDKGTK)
2. How is this level of entertainment free??? Seriously!!! You’d nearly pay money to watch this content!! It’s comedy gold!
3. I can’t believe we still have 5 more OOTDs to come!!!!!
4. To be honest, I’m shocked they even made it over there or had the mental capacity to even check in at the airport and find their gate number
!! I’m an owner of 10+ pairs of Ray Bans (smell ma wealth) and can tell Deeks are definitely those RayBerris you get in every shop in Lanzarote on that spinny sunglasses rack (IYKYKAIYDKGTK) 2. How is this level of entertainment free??? Seriously!!! You’d nearly pay money to watch this content!! It’s comedy gold!
3. I can’t believe we still have 5 more OOTDs to come!!!!!
4. To be honest, I’m shocked they even made it over there or had the mental capacity to even check in at the airport and find their gate number
lemon&lime10
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Derek looking up holidays when he can’t manage to lift his leg to show off his shoe, aye ok.
thatsnotstrictlytrue
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The way 
man waits inside why is his bag so high also. Is it meant to be like that also 
man waits inside why is his bag so high also. Is it meant to be like that also 
Shrekssister
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To be fair ma hens, I live a sad life. One bed council flat that's rotting from the ground up, job I secretly hate but kid on I love, no actual friends, only social engagements are trips tp shopping centres."Shite platform to give you some sort of life"
Don't get it twisted sweetie. YOU'RE pushing 50 and this was your first holiday! One you could only afford because you stopped wasting your money on cleaning shite and knockoffs for once. You're not cultured
Oh no wait, that's no me. Wee tart is projecting oan us because she's touching distance of her state pension but hasn't done anything
GreaseSpot
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All you newbies are going to soon be discovering many things. @blueblue has helped you GTK about his obsession with salt and pepper pots. Some other highlights include:
His collection of hoovers. None are Hoovers. But there are many. They are usually found in random places as they get moved about for photos.
His seasonal stations. He's got many of those too. He loves a new mug too. Always buying them. Then giving them away. Then buying more.
He has an enforced nightly power down at 10pm.
We've had an Avamay free week. Prepare for that shit to ramp right up now he's back. YDKBNTGTK that it's actually his brand and he built it from the ground up.
All delivery drivers and postmen for Beirut towers are clearly on LSD because they all think his house (his word not mine. I prefer shoebox) is a dupe of Macys in New York, America.
He is the OG of Instagram. Factual. Again his words not mine.
YNTGTK. You will be in for a treat once you do.
His collection of hoovers. None are Hoovers. But there are many. They are usually found in random places as they get moved about for photos.
His seasonal stations. He's got many of those too. He loves a new mug too. Always buying them. Then giving them away. Then buying more.
He has an enforced nightly power down at 10pm.
We've had an Avamay free week. Prepare for that shit to ramp right up now he's back. YDKBNTGTK that it's actually his brand and he built it from the ground up.
All delivery drivers and postmen for Beirut towers are clearly on LSD because they all think his house (his word not mine. I prefer shoebox) is a dupe of Macys in New York, America.
He is the OG of Instagram. Factual. Again his words not mine.
YNTGTK. You will be in for a treat once you do.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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I'm going to be absolutely fumming when he goes back to Syria. Pictures of his sofa with the day of the week. Pictures of his toilet and kandoo wipes. Seeing the padded fence headboard with 'fresh sheets' written on it. Nothing compares to tourist Manio. Depressed.
Noseycow2020
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I hope he realises how much money he wastes on shite from home bargains and b&m and that they actually could go on more holidays to that place abroad multiple times a year.
Icantwiththesepeople
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Well, that was a ride! Got through half a bag of Smiths Criss in the scent "Salt and vinegar", a coffee AND a TimTam (IYKYKIYDKGTK) reading all that! There's more here to unpack than Mario's bursting suitcase when they arrive back at that small business Glasgow Airport.
- Why does he keep calling his shoes Nike 95's when they're clearly Nike 90's. Is he that hard of numbers he couldn't read the tag properly?
- Why is Deek's bag so high? He'll be wearing it on his head next!
- "Extremely adults only" with a buggy parked right there. What he probably means is that there aren't many kids there because schools in the UK will have gone back by now.
- How many cheapo pairs of shoes do you need for a holiday in that place Abroad? Sandals/flip flops for the day, trainers for when you're out walking, something smart for the evenings if that's your bag. Surely that's all you need?
- And how many bloody Scents with top notes of Desperatíon does one bloke need? Don't most normal people just bring one perfume on their holidays and maybe treatit themselves to a new one in Duty Free? Does he need it to cover up the stench of sweat wearing those polyester nightmare ensembles every night?
- They both are extreme cases and on the highest spectrum of learning difficulties aren't they. I really want to know how they managed to navigate the airport. Did someone have to escort them through? Did they get a ride on the cart due to his Kerry Katonas? Did he wear the sunflower lanyard!?!