Blisters on his five head already… and the walloper is still sat out in the sun
Blisters on his five head already… and the walloper is still sat out in the sun'They make you feel like a super model'... You can tell its been a while since he was abroad. And how massive are those sunglasses!
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I'm saying it now if no one's said it already?. He's going to come home depressed as soon as he hits his street
Sunstroke journey ahahahhahahahahahBlisters on his five head already… and the walloper is still sat out in the sunA wee sunstroke journey to top off the holiday before they head home?
The fucking colour of himHas he gone on holiday to the sun? that sun burn is horrendous
Excuse you hen but he and his man titties took a dip in Johnny’s bespoke inflatable hot tub. That makes him an actual mermaid.Always been an water baby?! You’re a 40 year old man! And never once have you mentioned swimming or went swimming in your bespoke Instagram journeythe nonsense that he spews is insane.
Looks like a baked bean with sunnies on."*they* make me feel like a soopermodul" (buttering you up to spend yer Pesetas)
"Back up the road"
Pure chavvy Brits oan tour.
His sliders make me feel ill. The absolute stench of themThis picture is frying my brain, Maz looks photoshopped onhis napper is twice the size of wee Deeks too. His proportions are so wonky - and this is the very least of his issues.
He's going to come home either obsessed with travel or he'll say it's just no fur him
Now he's a passport, well poss be on a wee new York, new York journey#sunbright hotel the Library Hotel ain't for them
Ah've sent an application in oan their behalf fur the next BBC series of Race around the world, also.I'd be tempted to donate to their petty cash account if they spent it on foreign holidays. I am clutchin' ma beak at all their goings on, it's like a BBC3 mockumentary.
That said, I am pure affronted that we haven't seen photos of Deek by the pool in his Primark Kids PlayStation™ swimwear.
Tonsa love, arriverderci, shalom.
Rocking the Deirdre Barlow look.'They make you feel like a super model'... You can tell its been a while since he was abroad. And how massive are those sunglasses!
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Derek looks slowWee Deek must no be able tae purchase any weed and huz finally came doon fae his ten year high and realised who he huz been living with. Check oot his face
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I know hen, it's uncanny.I just can’t explain how happy this wee holiday has made meit’s like he’s read everything we predicted and has done ALL OF IT!
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