Cleaning with Mario #123 Denek & Manio Costa Teguise, Lanzarote Spain. Also

[Macmama]

Aye, extremely adults only it is

That’s their room and nae debates. Single parent Manio and wee baby Deek

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Manio practicing how to say gracias.

Manio the proud mum, watching her wain say gracias to the waiter.

 

[Rayne]

Been treatit the day with dos OOTD’s

 

[GiftedNotFree]

This cannot be real life ???????!

Utterly screaming and so forth

Derek, not a single thought in that head also.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Always been an water baby?! You’re a 40 year old man! And never once have you mentioned swimming or went swimming in your bespoke Instagram journey the nonsense that he spews is insane.

Excuse you hen but he and his man titties took a dip in Johnny’s bespoke inflatable hot tub. That makes him an actual mermaid.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I just can’t explain how happy this wee holiday has made me it’s like he’s read everything we predicted and has done ALL OF IT!

I know hen, it's uncanny.

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Butting in because I’m usually on the Hinch threads but she’s MIA. My god you lot are hilarious! Properly crying laughing at this holiday
Question: Why does Derek look like he’s in a hostage situation? How long have they been together?

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

I bet he claps when the plane lands.

 

[M33L4]

I wonder what he has bribed Deek with to do these outfit videos whatever it is he deserves double they are comedy gold Hope he gets invited on This Morning to be the new fashion guy

Cock Wan…

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

OMG deek goin oot fur dinner in his pyjamas All he is missing is a pushchair to fall asleep in while Marion has a cheeky wee cocktail while watching the entertainment.

 

[TheGoblinKing]

Why is he wearing a bespoke pencilcase?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I’m crying laughing. I feel like messaging him with my card details saying book yourself another week on me.
I don’t know how I’ll cope without seeing those two karate kicking to the camera to show off their ShoeZone shoes.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

It's extremely adult because there's people out after 8pm.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I already know the answer, but does Derek pick his own outfits or does Mario lay them oot on his bed of a morning like his mam.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I'm pure affronted that he's slagged us off. We've been his number one supporter's this past week, his views have probably been through the roof. Wee fat bitch.

 

[FakeAF]

Have loved the Lanzarote travel spam, and love you lot. You’ve had me howling. Love the ‘final hurrah’ holiday montage reel (also), showing us everything we have already seen; but we move!
Favourite holiday highlights have been:
- The matching twin set that didn’t match
- Marion burnt to a crisp on day 1 with the gratuitous ‘Malibu’ sun lotion sat idly in the background
- Wee Deeks guy bag choker
- The ripped two piece in the shade hearing aid
- The Reception catch ups, mostly driven by the free Wi-Fi connection me thinks
It’s been a blast. “Cabin Crew, doors to disarmed and cross check”

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Si

 

[scottloz]

Ma lovelies, it's wild that this entertainment is absoluuuuuuuutely free clutching ma bespoke beak

 

[Ferguson]

Dior baaaaggg
Gucci 2 piece
Special price

 

[airyfairy76]

“How the other half live.”

Dear lord.