Cleaning with Mario #122 Serviced by Sharon

[Daisy Uncle]

Weren't these given to influencers when it came out, yet he's just getting one now

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Ffs, he's desperate for decent content

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The joy of clean, part one, wear something clean. Sigh.
Has he bought that box off ebay.

 

[mammaof3]

Mario, they wouldn't look at your ugly face twice mate

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He acts like a b*tch on heat. the perv.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Dunno why I thought of Maz when I read about the man on the right

But then you saw the pic and quickly realised the error of your ways!

 

[Madge2022]

Aww jeezuz he’ll be applying for The Apprentice next

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PS Rose peach and the Nelly

Is that the name he wud pick if he was blessed with girl child?

Wuz it Blu and Teddy fur a boy?

Does he ken the facts oaf life

 

[AllieBee]

The cunt is always so behind with the times I’ll bet he’s taken travellers cheques from Lunn Poly

Haha that's a throwback! I hated travellers cheques!

 

[SuzyE]

On the roof hen, thinks she can fix it herself, also.

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Love it!

 

[Loopylou28]

Oh do we think it's the long awaited holiday impending wee week in the sun for the precious one

 

[AllieBee]

Chippy in a bag then wrapped in newspaper? Is that a west coast thing? We had chippy wrapped in newspaper here on the rast coast, but not in a bag first

Down here my chippy comes in a box!

 

[Shrekssister]

Well, he's definitely a pussy @IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow #factual

Ma hen maybe I'm swerving oot ma Lane here and I need tae sit doon and get some class but in my head I picture you and oor wee @IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow as stadler and waldorf from the muppets. Those wee grumpy ones that sit up oan a balcony and pass judgement oan everyone.

 

[Lornamac1809]

That'll be you blocked then

Nope not blocked yet! Lol

 

[Manbagzda]

How do we know she's going to that place aboard today?

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Does his finger tattoo give anyone else the boak? I hate it so much

Me too it’s clatty

 

[Galaxy 10]

He's so good as this ( not my quote) yeah your big massive beak is great at sniffing oil from a bottle... oh and your name is not even on it absolute deranged pigeon lookin cunt hs fav word too !!!

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Ma hen maybe I'm swerving oot ma Lane here and I need tae sit doon and get some class but in my head I picture you and oor wee @IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow as stadler and waldorf from the muppets. Those wee grumpy ones that sit up oan a balcony and pass judgement oan everyone.

Oor Madge is a hornbag, factual.

 

[Shrekssister]

@Loopylou28 Ma hen how did you find out about tattle and this bespoke thread?

 

[purplethesurple]

10 quid for 2 wax melts. What a rip off! Sod that, i get mine from Bellends and Mingers only about 2 quid for 6.

I didn't read how much that's ridiculous, I did try ava mae years ago and they were shite never tried again

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Ah is that the Kate Humble book. I would go further and say all influencers are scum. Its the phrases they peddle 'so many of you are asking' 'you crashed the website' etc when they want to flog a product and actually no one is asking and no one is buying. Talking of which I wonder how many cat scented wax melts have flown off the shelves...

Clearly not many since he has only shown about 2 people buying maybe that’s why he wants it in an oil maybe more popular? Who knows am certainly not walking, nor running for any wax melt it’s no fur me hen.

 

[Freefalling]

Hola, I don't know if my kerrys are deceiving me the noo, but where has the boy wonder highlight gone? Did he have a row with wee Deek and delete it in temper? Or is he ashamed of him? I don't know, but I need to get to know, also. So si.

Possibly been reading here and seen our new best pal has been spilling the beans on their holiday he's such a drama llama

 

[AllieBee]

How dare youse!!!! Ah hope your next shite is a hedgehog and your next haircut is a Nathan Todd. Nae for youse

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Hud tae look that up youse huv always been ma favourite @Daisy Uncle , ah'm gonni DM Beaky and ask him where he goat his Daisy Uncle tap fae so ah kin chant youse fae the rooftoaps

Your next shite is a hedgehog, just pissing myself laughing! Have never ever heard that phrase before but now I'm going to use it all the time!

 

[Runforestrun]

What are the smudges on his eye lids? Poor Susan, she needs to renew her cesstificate in lashes, also.

I don’t think he’s had them done. I think he’s wearing mascara, hence the smudges. I’m I’m 99% certain they looked like they had mascara on them last time he supposedly got them done.
they never last so I have my doubts he really does get them lifted.