FlowerOfTheEast
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Finally resigns at the end of a glorious career and takes a block of driving lessons.
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Finally resigns at the end of a glorious career and takes a block of driving lessons.
I nearly got a migraine reading thatIf anyone can unnerstaun whit this is aboot I'll be amazed. My guess is Mariom is the only fucker that does. IlliteratecuntruntView attachment 2904982
Ron Hayward!He wull be absolutely fummming that the Dubai flood made the headlines and his didni.
Completely random thought ah have every now and again. Remember the old couple who were in the papers after being charged for adult TV channels they insist they didn't request, and the old fella looks pure guilty. I often imagine that happening tae Deek and Beak, Beak is obviously the old wummin
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Thousand yard stare on that poor wee mite. Imagine the shorts she's been subjected toChanting ma wee gurl Rayn oan fae the rooftops as she knots they blankets together to make an escape ladder.Enjoy yer freedom hen!
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There is no Sharon, only Marion.He's the OGcryptgate keeper
Aye hen. I quite understand his need to use a filter. A filter can't disguise the silly hair and bumpy beak but he doesn't look quite as ugly as in that first pic. He still looks very ugly but filtered ugly is marginally better than unfiltered!Wow...pre-filter journey clearly![]()
Tapas table is it! Shoutin yer wealth fae the rooftaps hen. Gaun yersel. Get that right roon ye mazio, aw you've goat is a cheap auld coffee table.Your neighbour's a wrong un, he should be clutching his beak at that and nae debates. Hope youse blocked and reported him tae the delivery company. Wiz it an order oaf AvaMay wax melts ma lovelie
Speaking of which, huv youse aw stocked up oan criss and joos fur Beak's wax melt launch the day. Ah've goat ma AvaMay bespoke snack boax aw ready oan ma tapas table, also.![]()
Oh FFS!!
TabbardBy work uniforms he means the lilac leggings and his cleaners poloshirts doesn’t he? OMG, do you think he wears a tabbard??
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Is he slagging off Hinch?IF Mario was a friend and he waffled this stupid post to me, I'd tell him to feck off to bed, you're pissed!
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PleaseHow many likes did that load of rubbish get? She’s definitely given him the case when he visited, that’s why he is showing it off so late.
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I actually read the Maid because so many people were banging on about it. Fuck me that was some pure shite. Had to go and read some reviews to check I wasn’t the only one who thought it was absolute crap. Everyone on Reddit tore it apart. I’m not surprised Mariom liked it. It’s a murder mystery for people who are too thick to read a proper murder mystery. I’ll stick to re-reading 1984 for the billionth time I think!
Pahhhhhhh hahahahahahahahaHis cup runneth over wae a scent that’s no new, his wrist breaketh over charums fae Temu
I abzaloooootly love Peter Kay, was he as good as beforeHave been awol for a few days ma loverlies. Went to the Big Smoke over the weekend to see Peter Kay.
Then had to mop kick ma sen to the quack as I have the noo a bespoke chest infection.
But I rise and my cup runneth over with medication.
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Ps get well soon dollHave been awol for a few days ma loverlies. Went to the Big Smoke over the weekend to see Peter Kay.
Then had to mop kick ma sen to the quack as I have the noo a bespoke chest infection.
But I rise and my cup runneth over with medication.
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Oan yourself @IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow , ah tried tae get a screenshot but failed miserably. Youse ur ma heroHe cut it off thinking we wouldn’t see the message
I can’t believe the hype he is making about this around a cat.
Don’t Ryan have a Christmas charm? Or one before? Also
“We” are the first in this industry… no H is not you. Not your business. Capeesh.
Did I miss this?! I need tae get tae know!And he was spotted on the plane! How did the social anxiety ridden Mario cope with that?!
Did I miss this?! I need tae get tae know!And he was spotted on the plane! How did the social anxiety ridden Mario cope with that?!
Brilliantthe press break their legs in the shallow waters of what they expected to be a deep dive into his digital footprint.
Madge, absolutely loving your bespoke wee profile picMebbes he's posted that tae write aff his holiday as a business expense![]()
Wow...pre-filter journey clearly