I have questions... Is Deek as stupid as he seems? What does he say about Mario, please tell us everything.They definitely left Glasgow yesterday! He isn't posting on gram until he is home doesn't want anyone knowing Beirut towers is empty! Rayn with cat sitter the lassie is finally free "deek informed me" work mole
Hen if this is true you are the earth and soul of this thread and worth your gold in weightThey definitely left Glasgow yesterday! He isn't posting on gram until he is home doesn't want anyone knowing Beirut towers is empty! Rayn with cat sitter the lassie is finally free "deek informed me" work mole
You're leaving out the chemical burn like sunburn on his highly irritive (a Mario original word) skin. Maybe they're still sitting at the airport, waiting for someone to personally escort them onto the flight.What are we predicting for the grand reveal when he gets back?
“So, we did a thing”- along with a photo of a cocktail/beach.
“Take me back”- obvs. He’ll milk that one for weeks.
A reel in the style of Hinch but instead of five star hotels and luxury suites, it’ll be Deek off his tits on Aperol Spritz and Mario in his mankini as he cocks one leg backwards like a dainty qween, gives the peace sign, and pouts his baboon-arse lips.
I’m guessing the music for the reel will be something popular on that vile app TikTok that he doesnae use but constantly references- “I think I like this little life” or something similar.
That will last about three days and then he’ll start to spill the beans on the awful bits. He’ll have hated the airport but pretend he’s proud of himself for getting through it, the weather won’t suit him (no matter what it is), there were too many people and while all the Julie queued to up see him, it’s no for him.
He’ll say he enjoyed his time away from that app and didn’t look at Instagram once but we’ll see he’s been following and commenting all week.
I cannae wait.
Ah yes, but you see those other people have friends who can housesit or petsit and generally keep an eye out.The thing is, he's kept this whole thing secretive because he doesn't want to compromise his security cos he thinks he's such a big deal, but his pals who are a bigger deal than him (not by much but you know what I mean) they tell you they're going, show themselves in the airport, in the plane and on the beach, posting every single day. They might not say what hotel they're in till they come back and start constant tagging the hotel in hopes of a freebie, but they're still non stop posting much to the relief of the vile trolls, giving them material to work with daily. So to summarise, Martin is a selfish wee knob end, nae thoughts for the 99% of cunts ataw.
If I hadn't witnessed it myself I would have thought this was the work of cunt mother @hopethishelpsallthebest and nae debatesAnd so forth
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Efter 10pm though, otherwise the ring doorbell will catch them. Ah'm sure Beak will huv his clients at polis station daeing a stake oot fur him, also.His neighbours will have seen Rayn go, then dumb and dumber with their suitcases, 50-50 they'll get burgled. We'll get the blame, obvs.
Clutchin' ma beak at the bespoke one piece bathing suit. She could've shaved her armpits though.And so forth
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That's some idea there Batman. I'm in.We could make up a 24 oor rota and just sit glued tae this bespoke webcam and mibbes catch a wee glimpse of haudit & dodditView attachment 2912682
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