Cleaning with Mario #122 Serviced by Sharon

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How can someone type so many words in a post but still say nothing at all?
 
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Hen, initially ah thought youse said youse wur constantly getting tanned while your wee boy wuz at nursery. Ah thought, that's a maw efter ma ain heart

Ah've goat tae ken noo, Auld Madge hard of reading
 
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Hen, initially ah thought youse said youse wur constantly getting tanned while your wee boy wuz at nursery. Ah thought, that's a maw efter ma ain heart

Ah've goat tae ken noo, Auld Madge hard of reading
Naw, relaxing in rather than bent over the bath for me ma hen.
 
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I hate to say this but he's as boring as his pal Soph, nae content ataw. Lazy bastards the pair o them.
 
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He really said a CAT takes after him? Marion you didn’t give birth to Rayn, stupid thing to say.
She lies on the blankets because she doesn’t actually own a bed of her own to lie in and no cat expert but it’s what they do? Lie on blankets, cushions, warm seats so forth.
I need him not to have a blessed day so we can have rants from him later he is such a bore lately we need some laughs.
Is it still black out 10pm or what that fixed?
Show us the ceiling,
The bathroom with it it’s peeling wallpaper from the dampness
Outside the shipping containers… anything it’s been a few weeks.
 
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How dare youse!!!! Ah hope your next shite is a hedgehog and your next haircut is a Nathan Todd. Nae for youse


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Oor Madge is a hornbag, factual.
Hud tae look that up youse huv always been ma favourite @Daisy Uncle , ah'm gonni DM Beaky and ask him where he goat his Daisy Uncle tap fae so ah kin chant youse fae the rooftoaps
 
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AwI it's nice to be appreciated and nae debates, we actually do work hard for our money, unlike some people I could mention
 
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Your next shite is a hedgehog, just pissing myself laughing! Have never ever heard that phrase before but now I'm going to use it all the time!
 
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Maybe he's had beef with Hinch she's gone radio silent too!
Nah, we would have had the never push a loyal person rant again

Mebbes he's pissed aff cos Trolloman 's new Primark range is too wee fur him.
 
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Is he on holiday?! Greeting because his mouldy clothes don’t fit and his spf is oot of date. Big, red, burnt beak.
 
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Could you imagine she told him he has an arsehole that looks like a butchers bin, and he’s noo pure affronted
And his breath honks like really bad! And his haircut is dreadful and he's never to message her page again.
 
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