Wi that's beak, he'd also be a good anteater
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A wee journey tae the posh end oaf toon tae dae his dishes in his brother's fancy hoose. Ah wunner if Deek will borrow a bespoke trolley fae his bleep wurk tae wheel them doon to Johnny's gaff?
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So thick he probably uses them to wash his hairI have to share this story because it’s so funny. I’ve never had a dishwasher myself. We just never had the space in any of the houses I’ve lived in. Neither has my husband. So having a dishwasher in our house here is very much a novelty for both of us. We have always stayed in holiday homes that have them though and when I was an office jr I had to keep the office tidy which meant loading the dishwasher several times a day. So I know how to use them. Anyway it’s taken about two months of living here until I caught my husband trying to open a dishwasher tablet packet with a pair of scissors asking why they’re ALWAYS so hard to open. Didn’t even realise the outer packets are meant to dissolve in water. I almost died. I wonder is Mario has been trying to open dishwasher tabs with scissors this whole time too
I wonder if the wee hobbits will visit the Paisley food aaand drink festival or if they will be to feert their security will be compromised 
I thought her Vacay stuff was out months ago? He wasn’t due to get one but since costing Hinch she probably felt we better send him one or few left over let’s send Marion one.
I have noticed she isn’t gifting him stuff anymore like she did with her home range he was always getting freebies from her and then never to be seen again or he would give them away like the big lamps, seem never used, passed on.
I have noticed she isn’t gifting him stuff anymore like she did with her home range he was always getting freebies from her and then never to be seen again or he would give them away like the big lamps, seem never used, passed on.
Hens, aye can see him the noo. Mincing round Glasgow airport with his Mrs Hinch vacay box as hand luggage. Shart card displayed. He’ll probably have it all packed by the end of the day ready for his getaway. She’s his pal don’t ya know.
Who am I kidding? I bet the holiday has already been cancelled. He alluded to it when he was about having his living room re do when he said and we’ve got so much on with the holiday.
Who am I kidding? I bet the holiday has already been cancelled. He alluded to it when he was about having his living room re do when he said and we’ve got so much on with the holiday.
Just spotted this reply to a Julie’s post.
Always make a trail of your own path.
Worth your gold in weight.
New York in America.
Also xx
Always make a trail of your own path.
Worth your gold in weight.
New York in America.
Also xx
Always make a trail of your own path?? How does he ALWAYS get things so wrong? HOW!!?? 
A trail of your own path...
Profound.
Profound.
Not sure why he's proud of Hinch when he's at the bottom of the list at getting his box.
Yeah, she's a good pal isn't she Mario
Yeah, she's a good pal isn't she Mario
I just know that is going to randomly pop into my head sometime when I'm somewhere that I can't laugh.
Mario, cleaning, fook off. That's not his page...
Oh sorry, it's in his name. whoops.
Oh sorry, it's in his name. whoops.
Bet he thought Mrs Hinch had invited him on holiday when he saw the luggage tag on that case.
Makes a trail when he wears his slug coat and nae debates.
Imagine how bad your life must be tae get a pep talk oaf the fresh prince oaf Bell end.
She hasn’t got anything to give. This was probably from her garage, that and a signed book.
So proud? Of what?
"Hey Hinch it's P&G here, wanna put your name on some stuff again if we give ya some money?
"Sure"
"Hey Hinch it's P&G here, wanna put your name on some stuff again if we give ya some money?
"Sure"
How many likes did that load of rubbish get? She’s definitely given him the case when he visited, that’s why he is showing it off so late.
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That could be a thread suggestion! He is comedy gold isn’t he
Exactly! She hasn't made the stuff herself. She's probably stuck her beak in a bunch of scents, oops sorry forgot she's not Marion, and said yeah I like this one and that is literally all she's done.
The holiday won't be cancelled as it was his birthday gift, unlike Deek's day at Ibrox for his birthday meal.
Food festival been happening in Paisley, would pay good money to watch him try to pronounce the food being sold in the trucks
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