Cleaning with Mario #122 Serviced by Sharon

[no flouncing]

Macaroni is sat smugly on his sun lounger now thinking he’s broke the internet with that reel

Also, what was that little conversation they had before the run up to camera

 

[Freefalling]

On the roof hen, thinks she can fix it herself, also.

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I still cannae believe this is his actual hoose, FFS, it's like Benefits Street as seen on channel 5. I'd shit a brick being there in broad day light, fuck that, I'm staying in ma mortgaged hoose in royal deeside. The Benefit life is no fur me

 

[AllieBee]

Aye, we're all done with you too Mazza

Rather an unfortunate looking chap isn't he?!

He actually reminds me of Hayley Cropper off Corrie. Can't remember her real name!

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Why does make out he’s made it on the gram? Nothing has changed in last 6 years for him, no holidays, no new home, no wedding, no car, not even done lessons.. so he needs to stop going on about how he is some millionaire, 150k plus following really isn’t big it’s almost population of EK out of whole of Scotland. Simmer down Marion.

I’d guess that he’s actually worse off now than before he was on Instagram. Before, he was a sad prick living in his boyfriend’s bedsit and claiming benefits. Now, a sad prick living in his boyfriend’s bedsit and claiming benefits but he’s also buying a shit load of tat that he’s been influenced to buy by actual influencers.

 

[Shrekssister]

Stick a fork in me ma lovelies because Im fucking done. A wax melt in the scent disinfectant and pussy. I cannae do this.

 

[SuzyE]

So he's been looking oan some fictitious cooncil hoose renovation pages and seen troll comments about it being a bespoke shithole Pull the other wan beaky and just admit you have been reading here. He even mentioned someone taking photos of the outside - he is raging that his security has been compromised oan this vile forum.

Mario rattled by us trolls - love that for him! 🫶

Yeah he's definitely been on here

Say what you want Mario, but you'll never convince us that it's night and day with that horrible flat you live in. But you crack on mate, I'm away to have a coffee in my conservatory to admire my garden

 

[Ferguson]

That's it now. This has gone one step too far.

We've all fallen for this parody account for 5 7 8 6 years.
We've been hoodwinked.

I refuse to believe that a wax melt in the scent cat pish is real.

 

[Ferguson]

I try my best always to help with my page when I can for so many that do come and ask me when I can help

 

[Platformcrocs]

Jesus christ look at that forehead

Trained in eyelashes
Serviced by Susan

 

[Anti-influencer]

Can you imagine him in Tokyo pure culture SHOCK he would literally shart himself to death in the street not having a clue how to get anywhere or do anything

(He’d be like this in New York in America also…he is probably like this anywhere ootside of Paisley)

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Huv I had a seizure? Is this a fever dream? What in the stinking cat litter is going on here?

He’s ’used his creativity’ to make a scent based on a detergent, but… more luxurious? And smelling of CAT?

Naw. This canny be.

Describe the fragrance Marion? ‘Well lovelies, it’s a bespoke blend of concentrated detergent blended with cat pish, in the colour peach.’

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Another charrrrrum to add to the pure class collection

Mickey Mouse and never been to Disneyland and doesn’t act like a fan of Disney. Ok then.
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Also what’s the lady and tramp? Is Deed Deek the lady and he is the tramp?

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Therrrreeeee she is

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Why does make out he’s made it on the gram? Nothing has changed in last 6 years for him, no holidays, no new home, no wedding, no car, not even done lessons.. so he needs to stop going on about how he is some millionaire, 150k plus following really isn’t big it’s almost population of EK out of whole of Scotland. Simmer down Marion.

 

[AllieBee]

Let them? Let them what? Eat cake says Mario Antoinette

 

[Cleanayr]

Thank God it's a long weekend, I wish I had taken the week off this is comedy gold. Away to open the wine, hope the videos keep on coming

 

[Joo92]

Marion, you are in SPAIN. Not ITALY. So stop wishing us a goodnight in ITALIAN you midget halfwit!

 

[Very Cherry]

Good evening ma lovelies, I hope youse are aw doing well. Don’t youse worry aboot me, I’m taking one o ma regular comas but I’ll hopefully catch up later - am sure naebd noticed I’ve been missin . I just had this beauty come up on my memories. So many shapes going on with that ginormous hooter and that hairdo.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

No offence meant, I mean when they go indoors and their glasses are still dark. And particularly the ones who wear the smaller rectangular frames it always creeps me out!

Or the flip up dark ones, completely wrong. I'm longing to see Mario's holiday wardrobe, all crumpled, slightly mouldy, TOO SMALL. The sunburnt hooter, looking like grilled carrot.

 

[twilightgarden]

Lads am on a reading jurnee again the night and the character Baz keeps saying capiche and am clutching ma beak I’m picturing oor Maz as the character.