Cleaning with Mario #12 Cluttering With Mario

[ayeayecaptain]

Clever tactic - if you can get away with it. Scream troll, retreat to lick you wounds but insist you’re fiiiine so everyone thinks you are a brave victim.
Nothing to do with duck all content cos you’ve sickened yourself of cleaning along with everyone else. Bla bla....you know the rest

 

[Ohhkarmaaa]

I’ve been following these threads for forever, you all crack me up! I feel like I got a headache trying to understand his latest ramble, I struggle to believe he thinks it all makes sense?!
How has his floor not caved in with all the tat in that place? I’d be scared to live below him.

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

Maybe he’s using this ‘week off/holiday’ to work through his outbox!

 

[Blurp]

Why is he jumping on a potato in that photo in the first post?

 

[Maggie28]

Damn it, did I miss the tour of the Tat cave?
I hope not. Hopefully it will be in his highlights so I can enjoy it on my own with a bespoke cup of coffee! That thankfully Marion has shown me how to make.

I wanna know is where does he store all his Christmas Tat?
Can’t have this thread on page 2!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Anyone got Mazda Price's address? I want to send him one of those 'surprise' presents he loves getting that I chose pacifically just for him....

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I think that Miriam is so famous you could just post
Miriam McKnight
Paisley
Scotland
And it would get there ...so aye

 

[Frankensooze]

Why is he jumping on a potato in that photo in the first post?

That's his brain, it's fallen out.

 

[Cagayu]

I think that Miriam is so famous you could just post
Miriam McKnight
Paisley
Scotland
And it would get there ...so aye

Looks like a mix between the child catcher and frank skinner
Paisley
Scotland

The postman would know exactly what address to go to...,”aye, it’s more mail for that wee baw bag”

 

[twilightgarden]

Looks like a mix between the child catcher and frank skinner
Paisley
Scotland

The postman would know exactly what address to go to...,”aye, it’s more mail for that wee baw bag”

The poor postie saw his bawbag and mini Mario and now he refuses to get the post.
Yet another instalment of didn’t happen with Martin

 

[Be More Pacific]

Looks like a mix between the child catcher and frank skinner
Paisley
Scotland

The postman would know exactly what address to go to...,”aye, it’s more mail for that wee baw bag”

The postman's still off with PTSD after Maz flashed his at him!

Damn it, did I miss the tour of the Tat cave?
I hope not. Hopefully it will be in his highlights so I can enjoy it on my own with a bespoke cup of coffee! That thankfully Marion has shown me how to make.

I wanna know is where does he store all his Christmas Tat?
Can’t have this thread on page 2!

No, he didnae do the tour to tell us hunners of minions where all his pacific items are from yet!

I have feeling his Christmas tat is in the bedroom somewhere - either on top of the wardrobes or in his plush, bespoke ottoman bed.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Why is he jumping on a potato in that photo in the first post?

OMG - are we related? I though I was seeing a big tattie as well when I first looked

The postman's still off with PTSD after Maz flashed his at him!



No, he didnae do the tour to tell us hunners of minions where all his pacific items are from yet!

I have feeling his Christmas tat is in the bedroom somewhere - either on top of the wardrobes or in his plush, bespoke ottoman bed.

I hate myself for knowing it lives in the bed box!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Anyone think he's really taking a week's paternity leave cos Rayns got a new wee brother or sister?

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Anyone think he's really taking a week's paternity leave cos Rayns got a new wee brother or sister?

I bleeping hope not. He already has one unhappy cat, a second is sheer cruelty to the cats.

 

[Badaboom]

He better do the tour of his tat cave this weekend, my bingo card is starting to curl at the corners

 

[Frankensooze]

He better do the tour of his tat cave this weekend, my bingo card is starting to curl at the corners

We can ask @Cagayu to do us a new bingo card. What will the first story be about...

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

We can ask @Cagayu to do us a new bingo card. What will the first story be about...

Hallooooo ma loveeeliiiessss. Thanks for aw yer messages, I haven’t had the time to go through my outbox yet. But am fine ma lovelies a just needed some “me” time away from Instagram cos it’s no all that ye know.

 

[Cagayu]

The poor postie saw his bawbag and mini Mario and now he refuses to get the post.
Yet another instalment of didn’t happen with Martin

We can ask @Cagayu to do us a new bingo card. What will the first story be about...

That’s cool... suggestions then please!
I think he’s going to mention the weather!

 

[Frankensooze]

Derek has dumped him
Rayn has scratched a goolie off
The rats have eaten two of his fingers
The coooncil are going to evict them

I got this game changing grey thing off ebay. It smells gawjus.
The floor gave way. I don't know why.
I've realised people are laughing at me, not with me.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Anyone think he's really taking a week's paternity leave cos Rayns got a new wee brother or sister?

STOP the bus I need to get aff

He better do the tour of his tat cave this weekend, my bingo card is starting to curl at the corners

Same as my sammwiches I made fur it

Also nae mention of them rats in his loft since that he was pure terrified off hiding behind his smelly hoosecoat...so aye

 

[Frankensooze]

He's kidnapped Mrs Hinch, got a disgraced gynaecologist to extract an egg from her, baby Marinchio coming soon.