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I spy, with my little eye, a washing rack...? That would utterly depress me, so cluttered there are things jammed everywhere.
Maybe he wants Addis to gift him one? Heβll have left it for a reason
It's his poor eyes, can't see it, can't see he's got a cheap mattress protector on his bed, not a bedspread.Maybe he wants Addis to gift him one? Heβll have left it for a reason
His plush bed makes me feel bilious, The thought of Melvin's skin flakings, poo crumbs and general food detritus getting all wedged into the crevices of it makes me want to puke. I don't care how many wipings with his bleeping Sphonghrtksbv2ge it gets, we all know Melv is just a brief surface wiper and it is going to be filled with bacteria.
He's a nasty little fucker who looks like a shaved bollock
He's a nasty little fucker who looks like a shaved bollock
Where would he put it?! I thought he used his tumble dryer for everything. His leccy bill must be through the roof, much like his IBS
The doors would look so much better with a lick of paint and new door handles. They look cheap as duck. On the plus side they do fit right in
Well there's a big cupboard in the kitchen, I assume that's where the hoover, mop and bucket etc should live. It's probably full wax melts and zoflora. His flat will never look really good, until he gets rid of a lot of stuff, that's before you even consider the grey/pink nylon nightmare.Where would he put it?! I thought he used his tumble dryer for everything. His leccy bill must be through the roof, much like his IBS
It's a wee pop of salmon pink <cough orange cough> so aye!
Don't forget Dezzas weed / hash stash
5 or 6 regrams on his Stories, ffs! Its been a busy old week not being on the 'gram.... 
Its been a busy old week not being on the 'gram.... 
@Kikini Bamalam shaved bollock...he really does ...pure scrote of man
Completely like this. The lazy wee feck has been on furlough for 2 months and has created a spare 37 seconds every time he has a blow dry. Setting about his cupboard of doom would've given him something to do and us something to laugh about. But no, he'd rather just surface wipe round about the tat we've all seen a million times before.
Bawbag
I just dont get what he does all day. He wipes round his pink shite in the morning, has breakfast then... what? He has no hobbies, his only books are made of cereal boxes, he claims to not watch telly, what's he doing?
*wipes around his pink shite* euphemism alert.
Well, that would explain why he's so secretive about it!
And the constant use of air fresheners!Well, that would explain why he's so secretive about it!
Would love to stir things up a tad and send him the screenshot of the edited ok wedding... him and dezza 
that would defo be worth the block 
could just imagine what shite heβd say on his stories afterward
that would defo be worth the block could just imagine what shite heβd say on his stories afterward - Status