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We all know that wee Sadie the slut insane going to his ant farm. I doubt she visits at all, as he'd say so on that app. His bedsit really is stinking and honking. Doesnae say much for Hannah wax face, as he regularly tells us his hoose is smelling gorj. Lying fat blancmange. We all know it smells of litter trays and halitosis. So aye.
Whit is with the heavy breathing on the ad?! Sounds like he’s hunched over, squinting his Kerry katona eyes at his script while geein the wee button mushroom a right good rub.
Between the utter disgust he shows his mother paying him a visit (catch yourself own Marion, even prostitutes have no go area!) and him constantly saying the flat STINKS, I am deed!!!
Imagine watching STV and that advert coming on the least professional thing I've ever witnessed. He doesn't even attempt to speak properly! As a Scottish person I can absolutely confirm we are capable of speaking clearly and not like we fell out the bottom scheme.
Sorry I am still in shock at that ad! Why would he need his mother coming over to finally do something about the constant smell of shite in the flat?! Or is she so gullible that some brand will gift her a briefcase and £5 Iceland voucher and she’s happy go around saying her house is honking!!! Behave.
As if wee Sadie visits, pull the other one! They never EVER have any visitors, they're still displaying the same Jo Malone hand wash. Maz, you can't kid a kidder, we have your card marked
Mebbes he sent Deek up tae the venue tae let aff stink bombs and Beak will save the day wi his wee sos cardboard briefcase and get aw the awards, also. #stinksofBeak
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