Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.

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SellYerMawForASubwaySalad

Madge2022 said:
Sweaty stained armpit tattie heart dance. Particularly the wee karate kick at the end and nae debates. Lenor ad sniffing a very close second.
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Hiyaaaaaaa
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Shrekssister said:
Today's going down in history ma hens, just like when we got the cash machine photos and the snakes oan this app rant.

I was thinking earlier, if you could pick one mario moment to experience for the first time all over again, what would you pick?
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How does she know its aw wummins oan this vile snake thread? How does she know? She disnae.

She's joost fat para Allie.

Happy cunt day to all ma fellow wummin snakes
 
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SellYerMawForASubwaySalad

There's just too many Maria moments.

I'm finnin it hard tae pick fae Stovvies (ahm nae a cook) or that time when the cooncil smashed her letter box clean aff.
 
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Daisy Uncle

Calling women cunts on International Women's day is puyr bespoke behaviour. But he's fiiiiiiiine and definitely hasn't read all the name change suggestions on this vile thread.
 
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mrsbucket

This is how I imagine Mario's nips looked under that duvet last night..



Happy IWD to my fellow cunts!
 
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Realhousemouse

Came running here as soon as I saw that post! OMG imagine making international women's way all about you and how horrible women are to you why would any brands every work with him?! Zero self awareness or interest in other people. He has his mum, his sister, his niece, his "girl gang" and rather than pay tribute to any of them he's went on about himself and how so many women are trolls even tho he's their greatest Allie
 
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GiftedNotFree

Happy cunts day to all your hilarious vile trolls on this virus community app and so forth!!!! Jealous fat Mario could never!
 
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ohdoris

Shrekssister said:
Today's going down in history ma hens, just like when we got the cash machine photos and the snakes oan this app rant.

I was thinking earlier, if you could pick one mario moment to experience for the first time all over again, what would you pick?
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Blind Nikita Dug. Nae debates.
 
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Macmama

Allie? Allie? Who the f is Allie?

and who’s been spu-ing hate at her?
 
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Madge2022

Daisy Uncle said:
Calling women cunts on International Women's day is puyr bespoke behaviour. But he's fiiiiiiiine and definitely hasn't read all the name change suggestions on this vile thread.
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But he doesn't look at this vile page, and doesn't give it any thought.

Hence why his dots of doom on IWD were going on about women cunt trolls and not the inspiring women in his life.

He's fine, absolutely fine, also.
 
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Bee Sting

Hay happy international wummens day to ma fellow cunts on herelove youse aw to the stair heed landing and back also
 
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Very Cherry

Shrekssister said:
Today's going down in history ma hens, just like when we got the cash machine photos and the snakes oan this app rant.

I was thinking earlier, if you could pick one mario moment to experience for the first time all over again, what would you pick?
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I think for me it’s very close between his door being smashed in and him flashing at the poor postie.
Lots of love Allie.
 
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GreaseSpot

I would love to relive his favourite Allie, Hinch NOT visiting him when she was literally going past him on the way to visit the girl that lives doon the way.
He cried snot and foul and raged about it before he got over himself.
He was green with envy that day.
 
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If i told you …

peachy-keen said:
Hope everyone is celebrating cunt day appropriately gonna get my criss and joos for the special occasion
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This is how I’m celebrating today. … no cake or dairylea in sight

And as for my cunt washings. If it too nice to go in my bespoke utility room. I have this little natty thing on the side of my hoose. Out of sight and all that. Smell the obscene wealth .

Happy international women’s day to all youse cunty snakes
 

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Daisy Uncle

Is shoving a granny being an Allie/ally, or being unkind to a disabled girl... Only rude to women, not men, sweaty fat mess.
 
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geezabreak

I originally wis gaun for the name Debbie Harris but changed ma mind noo and favouring #cuntfaethevileapp, it's goat a ring tae it. How does he ken whether or no I've goat a massive schlong?
He just assumes we're aw weemin (am urr but he disny ken for sure)
So happy IWD you cunty 's.
Also. Allie. New York in America.
 
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Tinkerbell cat

Ah Martin is rattled today - thanks for proving you read
He makes out he doesn't care and we don't bother him but constantly talks about us
I am a cunt, I will wear my cunt crown with pride

I wonder what post he read that pissed him off the most, was probably all of us going on our name change journeys

New York in America
Also.
 
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MrsJ2000

Huv ye goat a massive schlong ma lovely?? Asking fae a friend, capeesh
 
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