Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.

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mammaof3

New thread courtesy of @Ferguson
With credit to @geezabreak

Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

He’s following the nutritionist for parenting advice of course. Ryan is their fur baby
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I cannae recall much so feel free to add more.

We know he has been purchasing tat for a new decorating journey and then he posted that it was stored behind the Roblox sofa.

Late Feb he had a secret, drum roll, it was a new bumming fort, DanYell gifted him another corner suite.
(The Roblox sofa was gifted June 23.)

It seems he is to venture South next month to meet up with Soph 'The Farmer' Hinch.
Assumably his BBF 'H' is taking them down and maybe Deek is coming along for the ride.

 
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Chez300

Right, can one of you lovelies let me know the room layout, considering the size I’m still confused

I think:
1 - living room (where the cunt washings live)
2 -Kitchen
3- bathroom (with added toilet cistern)
4 - bedroom
 
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mammaof3

I think.
4 Is the kitchen.
3 is the living room as when you open up the front door which is opposite your no3 you can see it.
2 the bedroom of dreams, as it still has crapet.
1 is the bathroom of horrors.
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

Chez300 said:
Right, can one of you lovelies let me know the room layout, considering the size I’m still confused
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I think:
1 - living room (where the cunt washings live)
2 -Kitchen
3- bathroom (with added toilet cistern)
4 - bedroom
Click to expand...
I assume-

1. Bedroom
2. Bathroom Shower room
3. Living/laundry/suitcase storage room
4. Leads out the front door to Junkieville
 
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Daisy Uncle

Chez300 said:
Right, can one of you lovelies let me know the room layout, considering the size I’m still confused
View attachment 2791743
I think:
1 - living room (where the cunt washings live)
2 -Kitchen
3- bathroom (with added toilet cistern)
4 - bedroom
Click to expand...
1 is the bathroom, 2 is the boudoir where the magic/tragic hapoens, 3 is the sitting room, 4 is the kitchen.
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It's terrible that I know this also
 
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Forthrlols

Actually looks better all cleared out just paint and leave it

Think it's
4 bedroom
3 livingroom
2 kitchen
1 toilet

Opening the front door can see straight through to livingroom. Just a guess tho
 
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mammaof3

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SellYerMawForASubwaySalad

Ma arteries took a bespoke clogging just looking at that meal.
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

I laugh every time he refers to “the whole entire hoose”. A) it’s not a hoose, and B) the entirely of it is about the same size as most people’s kitchen.

What I don’t know but would like to get to know (IYKYK) is what are these wires everywhere?



 
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SellYerMawForASubwaySalad

CCTV system in case her security is compromised and one of the junkies try to get in to steal her Pesetas from behind her couch.

Sorry, she breached her ain security.
 
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muscadet

Does he no realise looking at those photos that the high footfall area and the “bathroom” with nae bath looks better without all the clutter!!! Stop trying to polish a shite!!
 
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pinkwaferbiscuit

I think the buildings are so old they are pre-wiring and the cooncil widnae pay fur channeling in.

Ma wee hens a huv been away oan a cheeky city break fur ma anniversary. Hud tae get hame as ma wains huv big matches thee morra iykyk

Glad tae see I didnae miss Marion doing anything with his weekend. Illiterate fat cuckoo
 
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SuzyE

That decluttered bathroom is so much better. Read and learn from us, Mario



Defrosted, uncooked oven chips

 
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Babybail93

Not just freshened my lovelies, UTTERLY freshened such a fucking whopper she is
 
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Skyflier6727

There was something else in that savers bag hens and I huv tae know what it is. He cannae do a hauf haul. I’ll no sleep the night
 
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