Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

[geezabreak]

I see this as pure deflection, he's got way way less followers than the instacunts he aspires to be like, so he tries to justify why he likes to keep his account where it is, truth be told he's got nothing to offer to entice new followers. I'd lay money on those 360 that came for a look came directly from hinch's account after seeing so many of us talking about this thread, a lot have never heard of him so are probably having a nose. But I digress, maz you'll NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS be like them grifting cunts because you simply don't have the budget to buy hundreds of thousands of mostly sex bots, plus you're not much of a grifter, that foul characteristic has to be in you, you don't have children to to pimp out to make you money either, or a big house. Buying hunners of gadgy trainers won't help you, neither will skinning yourself on jo molane useless boxes of tat. You can't compete with them.
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[honey&lemon]

Did she dae her fake tan last night

Of course he didn’t hen. The plans “changed” to basically do the same thing they do every week.

He cleans every day, but needs to clean today? Deek apparently planned all this for him but now Maz has just old him he can’t be arsed?! Very nice!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He swapped the Lego sofa for Krystal Meth cupcakes. Don't ken who got the better deal out of that arrangement.
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Krystal also got the wee sofa table as well.

Omg krystals camel hoofer is sat on Marion's vaginal fluids and Derek's mushroom juices in the actual, factual, bumming fort. Also, in New York in America.

 

[Madge2022]

Sitting on the McGill’s with his wee White Company outlet bag on his lap.

Swinging it aboot the mean streets oaf Beirut like he's Julia Roberts in Pretty Women.

 

[Babybail93]

I don’t think he’s buying them! It’s a #ad. I think he’ll be gifted them and she’ll take back the old one and sell it on

Imagine being the unfortunate soul buying his old sofa. Reeking of cat shit, weed, sharts and febreze

 

[Sloppys]

Snakes all over the app, virus community, etc etc. I cannae believe she didn't make the shortlist for the family category in the influencer of the year awards with Rayn the wean.

Looks like he hasn’t been shortlisted in any of the categories ma lovelie. Makes sense now why he’s gone quiet this week. A shame really especially the travel category - our Maz is king of the McGills.

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Look Rayn, if you're reading, I ken you dinna like Miss Dolleh but she's the best chance you've got. Pretend to be pals wi her, try and follow her oot the door, act like yous canny be separated and then wan day you'll mebbes get to go and live wi her in the big hoose and garden but mind and not go near the hot tub.

 

[Ferguson]

Hi Mario,

You're clearly trying to portray that you're a happy content, successful carefree influencer.

When in actual fact it's really apparent that you're an insecure, jealous, bitter, debt ridden, unhappy failure.

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It's no 3.6 million, it's 360 hen x

 

[twilightgarden]

Imagine Marion insisting Deek take him spinnies round Seedhill. Tong Braxton blaring.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Honestly cannot wait for the car journey gonna be comedy gold! He'll have the ring doorbell on the car overnight lol

That H blanket will be over his lap for the jaunts to Livi + EK. Oh what a time to be alive lol

Ps Maz, 99% of us have been driving since we were teenagers

Marion's going to get massive. He'll not be walking anywhere. They'll definitely be having late night drives to Mcdonald's in their pj's. Can't wait to see the fat bastard balloon even more.

 

[TheGoblinKing]

It comes with storage, ma lovelie. The suitcases will be evicted from behind the couch! The millions of fake boxes housing knock-off trainers will be paroled from the top of the Pax!

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That's the angle they'll be sleeping at after filling it with all their tat

 

[avabella]

Does he no realise that the numbers decreasing is folk switching off the dots of doom after the first one?!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Just realised krystal and her humongous hoof, also has the horrific painting above the sofa.

 

[geezabreak]

He’s gonna have to get the new pussy’s name tattooed oan himself like Rayn.
Still can’t believe he has his cats name tattooed on his hand in the first place.
Deeks car will just become another space Mario can hoard more shit. Deek might be the driver but Mario will make it known it’s his car.

The big question is will Deek ever be drug free enough tae legally drive.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

I hope he paints the entry phone again, I howled at the last effort, all blobs and cat hair.

 

[Shrekssister]

Robert is a lot better name than Derek.

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Did they give him a scribe and extra time, pure SQA vibes?

 

[ohdoris]

Mario’s idea of “good food” is very different from what the rest of the world class as good
Everywhere he eats, the food looks the same - like throw up !!

 

[blocknroll]

Who wants to take a wee trip to Discouny Beds and see if Danyell has put the Lego sofa up for sale?

ex-display bumming fort. Lightly used.

 

[Joo92]

Fancy buying hairspray when you have a grand total of 3 hairs on your ugly, fat, red and hideous head

 

[Babybail93]

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I’d already been at work for 2 hours by the time the lazy shit posted this…

Who has time to put the fucking tv on before work?