Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

[blocknroll]

Ma lovelies today you're being treatit tae bespoke AI generated images of some of oor favourite marioisms.
First up- Cody vibes
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Next, I give you the blind nikita dug

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Next, a bespoke tourist poster for small business new york in America
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Finally, here's what happens when we're chanting you oan fae the rooftops
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Incidentally, the AI seems to spell from the same dictionary as mario

why does the dug actually look like squinting Mario though

 

[twilightgarden]

Hiya hens, am having a wee Sunday reset the day. Guttin ma flat, not a hoose Marion, take note. Having a wee tattle break the noo. This thread never fails to make me laugh.

 

[Madge2022]

Thread title suggestion:
New year, new couch, Mario is the same old grouch.
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The famous doop
Tonker & murph is back dolls
Thank me later

So much for the bespoke aw oor ain smells big launch #stinksofavamay

 

[muscadet]

It’s a beautiful crisp sunny day in Paisley and he’s under a manky blanky having cody vibes. Says all you need to know about the fat sad sack

 

[Mum3boys]

Yeah Hannah the block jawed fraud soon brought back all the doops when she realized they weren’t selling a bloody thing any more , she’s a total knob

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Not my quote ma lovelies but this quote was made for the crypt keeper and vegetable.

nae debates
New York in America
Debbie Harris
Blond Nikita dug
Weight in gold
Factual
Also

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Sitting on his arse all day while eating a sandwich with 550kcals, washed down with another 350kcals with of criss. As a rare thing, it’d be fine but add on all the Spoons fries, and diarrhea curry with rice and chips and he’s heading for serious health issues.

 

[Lady Bug]

OK I've been through his grid since the start ( nae need ta thank me happy to take one for the team hens). I'm counting 6 different sofas since he forced his way into Tat Towers. 3 corner suites ( Deek had a corner one when he moved in). Two chesterfields same style different shades from Danyelllle and one other I cannae remember which shade of beige/grey in between. That's nae normal my loves it's really not.

 

[Karenharte17]

Nooooooooo he didn’t say pistachio, who’s corrected the thick twit! He is no longer worth his gold in weight now.
Anyways ma lovelies, I’m having a nice cody Sunday and resetting for the week ahead. Tattie hearts, New York in America, also.

He absolutely loves patchouli too
How would he know when he thought it was pistachio
I’m fuming
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Sitting on his arse all day while eating a sandwich with 550kcals, washed down with another 350kcals with of criss. As a rare thing, it’d be fine but add on all the Spoons fries, and diarrhea curry with rice and chips and he’s heading for serious health issues.

I’ve got them criss
They’re delicious but I feel like binning them now I know Mavis likes them
Fat bastard

 

[Ferguson]

I’ve got them criss
They’re delicious but I feel like binning them now I know Mavis likes them
Fat bastard

Mario McKnight, ruining criss fae others since 1983 also.

 

[twilightgarden]

He absolutely loves patchouli too
How would he know when he thought it was pistachio
I’m fuming
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I’ve got them criss
They’re delicious but I feel like binning them now I know Mavis likes them
Fat bastard

FFS I like them anaw Mibbes Marion will influence me tae a weightloss jurnee cos am needing one and so forth. Too many treatits fur me.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

His comment on Hunch’s holiday reel

 

[Madge2022]

We should do a poll on the next thread - which one has been the most horrific?

What sofa hid the bumming fort stains the best

 

[Sloppys]

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His comment on Hunch’s holiday reel

Meanwhile Mario is living his best life creaming himself over another new sofa. I know what I’d rather be doing…

 

[Madge2022]

Yeah Hannah the block jawed fraud soon brought back all the doops when she realized they weren’t selling a bloody thing any more , she’s a total knob

Her jaw is a doop fae Buzz Light-year, also.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Camel Toe has made these cupcakes for a customer who seriously needs to get a life if her birthday is Hinch and Mario themed.

Love the fact that Mario’s pic is as lifted straight from the Daily Record and still have the text on the top right

 

[Madge2022]

He swapped the Lego sofa for Krystal Meth cupcakes. Don't ken who got the better deal out of that arrangement.

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Krystal also got the wee sofa table as well.

 

[twilightgarden]

Ewww imagine having your brother’s uncomfortable sofa, covered in jizz and shart stains I wouldn’t fancy taking a UV light to it!
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@AwwCosyWivDeek SCREAMING that Krystal camel hoof used the pic of Marion from the Daily Record for the cupcakes 🪦 Spat oot ma joos!

 

[Bespoke Tea]

Camel Toe has made these cupcakes for a customer who seriously needs to get a life if her birthday is Hinch and Mario themed.

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Love the fact that Mario’s pic is as lifted straight from the Daily Record and still have the text on the top right

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What are thoooooossssseeeee?

I feel embarrassed just looking at them.

*shakes normal shaped heed*

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He swapped the Lego sofa for Krystal Meth cupcakes. Don't ken who got the better deal out of that arrangement.
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Krystal also got the wee sofa table as well.

Omg krystals camel hoofer is sat on Marion's vaginal fluids and Derek's mushroom juices in the actual, factual, bumming fort. Also, in New York in America.