Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

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AwwCosyWivDeek

Hasn’t the UK brought in new rules around the treatment of gifts for influencers for tax purposes? Wonder how much petty cash this’ll cost him?
 
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Doingitforthegramhuntake2

How he can call that disgusting looking food Chinese is beyond me ma hens, looks fucking rancid I do love how he always gets his sayings wrong though ma lovelies, loved that for decades so I have he’s certainly worth his gold in weight. And I’m certainly not envious of his shit life in his 1 bed postage stamp in the middle of Beirut, he’s delulu and nae debates.
 
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Madge2022

I was trying to work out when he got the Lego sofa. Doesn't scream great quality when it's been replaced so soon. Seems like yesterday he and Deek were just staring at it saying they couldn't believe how beautiful it was.

Surprised Danyell has a business left gifting him a sofa every few months. Doesn't scream quality product replacing them so soon.

Anyhoo, how are all you lovelies, all ready for your Sunday reset tomorrow
 
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geezabreak

Whit the fuck is he oan? The way he's going on you'd think he'd saved and saved and bought a really expensive suite, when really he's boasting his flat heid aff aboot something he paid nothing for, how is that got anything to do with the pure gash he's talking. It makes nae sense. Yer an absaloot fanny Maz. Beginning tae think he's got bespoke early onset dementia, cos these are no the words of a rational man.
 
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One-of-hunners

Jezzo I was thinking he'd been approached by White Company or something the way he was going on.
A cheap shite sofa. Pretty sure I seen that sofa on a Designer Rooms billboard too so it's just mass produced cheap tat these "showrooms" will buy from.
 
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Noseycow2020

Why is he mincing aboot in his massive scarf it is not that cold. He must absolutely reek between that and his Lycra leggings
 
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SleepyCatLady

If by ‘triggered’, he means that even on the worst days of my bespoke mental health journey, I think to myself ‘at least I’m not that imbecile aff that app, things could be worse’ then consider me triggered.

Also.
 
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Ferguson

Yes hun, with your £499 sofas which need replacing after 8 months, and your personalised (fake) sippy cup, you really do trigger us also
 
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SuzyE

Hey Mario, l had a charity bag through the letterbox today if you want it for those horrible fake throws?.

 
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Icantwiththesepeople

SuzyE said:
Is that all! feck my conservatory furniture was more than that, and my main sofas I'll not even go there, but l know they'll last me well.
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The outdoor furniture I got for my patio (smell the wealth) cost triple that! And I’ve have those since 2020!
 
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HulaHannah

To have so little in your life to look forward to or so few relationships to nourish, you have to spend your life constantly replacing cheap shite sofas (HMRC want their tax Mario!), wrapping plastic round your kitchen and replacing flooring on a frequent basis rather than save and invest in decent quality all to get some IG likes and messages is really quite pathetic. I'd feel sorry for him if he hadn't repeatedly shown himself to be so nasty.

Don't get me wrong. I realise cheap/budget is necessary for some, and it can be done really well if a person has vision and taste (clearly very lacking in Mario's case), but to do it all so frequently therefore quality first time wouldn't be out of reach if planned and saved for rather than desperately craving a like from the lonely housewives just shows a ridiculous need for validation that I expect from my teen nieces and nephews on social media.

Can you imagine declaring a 'Fuck it year' that is basically just the exact same as every other year for him...cheap tat, pretending he is happy (clearly not or you wouldn't have a constant need to change things up for an account you really aren't making work financially - a constant stream of cheap sofas and an occasional floor cleaner isn't a win!). I'm just declaring my embarrassment for him at this point eternal!
 
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