Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

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Indeed hen. Like many posters above I have a corner sofa in my garden that cost more than mad Danyell's new contribution. BUT I also started life wirh the ikea £199 sofa bed, then an Argos corner unit before I could afford to invest in a furniture manufacturer. We've all been there. But he's just not interested, he wants new, new, new. For 2 gay men their taste is appalling.
 
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Why are those joggers so tight?? Martin needs to accept he’s no a size XS ma lovelies
 
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Mario, when you catch up here. You don't trigger me hun. I pity you. My purse cost the same as your sofa (no Klarma needed smell the wealth). Your idea of living your life is my idea of hell. It is shit. You exist. And you look like you smell. Please put those leggings in the bin. They do trigger me. I know you can't help having a microcock, but it doesn't need to be flaunted on the app Insta.
 
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Imagine getting that excited and showing off over a £500 free fire hazard sofa because you’ve literally got fuck all else to show for your 40 years on earth

Bet it stinks as well of cheap plastic
I know, him saying he has been keeping a secret

its a new sofa from his mates discount store hah can’t cope with him

New York in America

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Imagine getting that excited and showing off over a £500 free fire hazard sofa because you’ve literally got fuck all else to show for your 40 years on earth

Bet it stinks as well of cheap plastic
Er excuse you! That’s the “scent of new sofa” that Mazda wishes he could bottle along with the “scent of new carpet”
Considering the type of cheap plastic furnishings he buys, those “scents” will indeed be eau de polyurethane. Smell the wealth.
 
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Hey Mario. You've just said you're not big on neutral tones. Educate yourself little man. Grey is part of the neutral tone family, you imbecile!

Get a life and grow up you embarrassing prick. Friggin 40 with your name on an ugly cup.



He must have seen my post about putting his hand in his pocket for a change.
Hi freak face



As if he triggers us
Mario, we're the one's living in your head rent free and you're the one making us laugh. We trigger you because you keep posting thing's like this. Capeesh! 🤌

 
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Living his best life?

Fucking hell. If that is classed as a best life put me in the cremator ma lovelies
 
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Oh ffs, stop the world and throw this idiot off it. He's so embarrassing that his family must cringe. They never really post so that speaks volumes....Now watch after he's read here, he'll be straight onto them to come on his page

 
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Made me laugh how he kept his legs clamped together when he jumped, wouldn’t want the mushroom flopping about would we Marion?
New York in America
Also
Capeesh
 
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You mean these ones?
 

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That curry/gravy stuff looks like my gran's colostomy bag. He's so transparent when he's been on here, it's like he can't believe we aren't all awed by his new shit furniture, so we get treatit to an I'm fiiiiiiiiine rant. Weirdo, factual.
 
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Dinny gie him ideas fur new wax melt names hen.
Limited edition, sold oot in hours then melt wuman finds mare in the stationary cupboard tae sell.
Lovelies, THERE back in stock, buy the noo before I get another new sofa donated also
 
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How is buying another sofa living your best life/having a fuck it year I’m baffled
 
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A simple question for a simple man.
Why do you not purchase scav, a beige sofa instead of grey one as you always filter it in your pictures to beige.
Oddball.
 
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Who did he copy and paste this top section fae?
Did someone no point that oot the other week when he wus still waffling oan aboot "its his turn"
Im standing in that stance and saying that my existence oan this app isny triggered one little bit by your "lifestyle"
Canny wait tae see whit the future holds fur yous also
Tonsa love and tattie hearts
And for the love of Rayn educate yourself oan the use of THERE, I ken he just does it tae wind folk up but he disny huv to pretend tae be stupid, it comes naturally also.
Debbie Harris would be pure affronted, shes well into her grammar.

 
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Made me laugh how he kept his legs clamped together when he jumped, wouldn’t want the mushroom flopping about would we Marion?
New York in America
Also
Capeesh
Flopping is a bit optimistic hen! Bibbly bobbling is the most he can achieve with that microscopic knob!
 
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