Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

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Haha that is one ugly bed and will look even worse crammed in to his silly little bedroom!
It comes with storage, ma lovelie. The suitcases will be evicted from behind the couch! The millions of fake boxes housing knock-off trainers will be paroled from the top of the Pax!

 
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Gawn yersel mammy blue, were all chanting you oan fae the rooftops
 
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It comes with storage, ma lovelie. The suitcases will be evicted from behind the couch! The millions of fake boxes housing knock-off trainers will be paroled from the top of the Pax!

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His existing bed has this, as did the one before! I don’t think he showed under the new one but the one before he did and it was RAMMED! I do t know how they got it shut tbh
 
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Been house hunting here in Sydney today hens. One house had a walk in wardrobe bigger than the hamster cage My husband remarked “I don’t think we even have enough clothes and shoes to fill it!”
 
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Mind when he ppretended his face was this shape, but it was actually this shape also.
 
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Like how he’s went from having breezeblocks for couch cushions to marshmallows that will last 2 months before they’re a big empty saggy sack
 
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How long did he have the other sofa for? Absolutely shameful! Where has that gone?

Said he would regret that box sofa with all the cats footprints all over it. Doesn't matter though. Most of us would be stuck with it for years as wouldn't afford a new one. He just gets a new one for free. Still shit imo. Cushions old fashioned and scatter backs just annoying.
 
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Is that Sydney in Australia??
Aye hen. Sydney in Australia. I was actually in a wee boujie cafe in the CBD, Sydney in Australia having a flat white while listening to Ooor Mario’s stories when a waitress came up to me and says “How ya Going? Crikey mate! Is that oor Mario, Patron Saint or Paisley on That App? Fair dinkum he’s absolute bonzer!”. Absolutely factual that happened.

Back to his stories. Fuck me another new sofa for the landfill. Go on Marion. Admit that the last one was an uncomfortable piece of shit. Or did the pregnancy pillow say it without saying it. Christ he gets new sofas more frequently than the average person gets new pants!
 
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Couldn’t handle us slagging the Minecraft sofa any longer you’re our puppet Marion
 
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