Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

[Madge2022]

How do you know what the pubs in Paisley are like as you’ve just said you’ve never been in them bleeping sad sack
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Thank duck you’ve got me in the right lane thanks

Ah used tae frequent Paisley in my misspent youth. Aw ah'm saying is ah'm glad camera phones wurni a thing, or social media

He's too young to remember the Metro in the 90's

 

[Karenharte17]

Why does his face look long
Like his beak touches his top lip
Looks like the lip filler has melted

 

[xxDimplesxx]

His stories about the Metro have me howling. He’s trying to make it sound like he was out there clubbing it up in the 90s. Mario, we’re the same age! You were a child in the 90’s! Is he so thick he can’t even remember how old he is!?!

I was just about to say the same!! Not 18 until 2000/2021 Lying gobshite. IYKYK!
New York in America also!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Behind on the thread but duck me just seen his stories and he’s going to ‘divulge’ his cheesecake later… illiterate wee twit!

 

[SuzyE]

He's just found out that his age group for that club isn't in the bracket. Feckin brilliant!
Mario's an old bastard, pass it on

 

[Zofloragirl]

That veg looks putrid. And who the duck is putting Bisto on a steak!?! I’m vegetarian and even I know that’s a punishable offence! And let’s be honest here Mario. You’re not buying M&S food because you have such high food standards. You get it because Deek works for them and probably gets an employee discount. Stop trying to act like you have a sophisticated palette. We’ve all seen the tit you attempt to cook and the artery blockers you order out.

And buying the accessories before he’s even decorated? He always does everything backwards! Normal people refit their bathroom and THEN accessorise. Let me guess. He’s bought yet another reed diffuser because the 400 he’s already got crammed into that little shoebox wasn’t enough.

He’s eating the valentines special offer so it’s probably free food that was going in the bin.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Wasn’t tonight the Valentine’s treat that Deek arranged. Wasn’t it a meal out and going to the cinema to see the new Bob Marley film

 

[SuzyE]

Wasn’t tonight the Valentine’s treat that Deek arranged. Wasn’t it a meal out and going to the cinema to see the new Bob Marley film

I can't believe how he forgets what he's posted as quick as he does.

 

[Joo92]

I am hard of English, how do you DIVULGE a cheesecake?! IDKBINTGTK

 

[Poptart]

I am hard of English, how do you DIVULGE a cheesecake?! IDKBINTGTK

His cheesecake! His rules!

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

You were too young in 2000 ya asshat. I'm nearly the exact same age as you. You definitely didn't NEED White company for your coonsil hutch shitter and see that telly volume Glad the junkies will be out their box at this time on a Saturday. They wont hear that. Hard of hearing. Hard of maths. New York, America. Factual.

 

[Joo92]

Who does this remind you of?!

 

[mammaof3]

I'm back from ma half-term jollies ma beauts.
i'm just gonna dump some stuff so sorry not soryy. chefs kiss
New York in America..

Don't think would could handle pudding now!!!!!!

 

[Karenharte17]

Who does this remind you of?!

Except he’s never seen a salad in his life doll

 

[SuzyE]

You can tell he's not a theatre lovey, because if he was a regular like me he'd know you don't have to travel to London now to see the big shows because they all tour now.

 

[mammaof3]

Sorry aboout ma post up above.

I seem to have made a right pig's ear of adding in the crap I was hoarding.

His face and voice must have sent ma iPad crackers.

I may have duplicated some of his tosh.

 

[Joo92]

Except he’s never seen a salad in his life doll

I did think that, but the face and fingers are spot on

 

[twilightgarden]

Sorry aboout ma post up above.

I seem to have made a right pig's ear of adding in the crap I was hoarding.

His face and voice must have sent ma iPad crackers.

I may have duplicated some of his tosh.

Dinnae worry hen, practise makes ok. You’re still worth your gold in weight and nae debates.

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

I NEED a night tae dance. But you won't ya helmet.
Sorry, too many

 

[Scottishmammy]

How would he know Glasgow not the same?! He’s never been a night out in Glasgow since he’s been on Instagram?! And also he loves the theatre? He only seems to go when it’s free so to tickets! I’ve been to 4 shows in Glasgow since November outwith the panto. Why does he talk so much shite
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And what happened to the meal and Bob Marley that was all booked?!