Yaaaassss hen giving pure nostalgia vibes “Take me baaaack“ and so forth
Yaaaassss hen giving pure nostalgia vibes “Take me baaaack“ and so forthJust finished thread 110 - my thoughts ma lovelies -
Firstly i’ll say this, If you had a wrong’n checklist, I’m sure a 40 year old man with disney colouring book, a grinch Xmas tree and a fucking acorn shaped chopping board would score highly.
Hard of English?
The lazy fuck bought himself a £350 Jo Malone advent. From me, to me. Capeesh! He will still be paying for it on Klarna or Clearpay next year .
Flapped his gums about the conflict when he knows nothing!
Sir Marion Sugar told us all about HIS wax making business and the anxiety it causes.
IDKBGTK about the Grinch being paid to visit. I would defo throw in some petty cash for that.
She posted an Ava May vid for the new Xmas wax melt that ended with him sprawled on the bed in his Xmas jammies giving a sexy wink. I haven’t recovered yet!
She was asked if she had learning difficulties, which he assumed was a troll. I assume FACTUAL!
Mazda thought he replied like a Billy Big Bollocks, when it was more like Marion no Bollocks as I reckon he’s smooth down there like an action man. Then Hannah wax melt got all gobby as well.
The thread ended on his regular AM NO WELL! pity party. Time of the month Marion?
I think a few of us won't forget that episode with poor, Rayn. BastardHello ma lovelies. I am still about 3 threads behind but I had to come oot of ma Jo Malane to have a rant.
I know we have said it many times but the way he treats Rayn disgusts me. Like most of us, my family have had the same tree and decorations for years and years. The collection has been added to and holds lots of memories.
However, this year we have bought a cheap but safe temporary tree and some paper and plastic (but safe) decorations.
This is because we got a kitten in September and I love our fur baby significantly more than I give a fuck what my tree looks like, and I don’t want him to get hurt.
Our boy also has 2 cat trees, 2 beds, and an actual cat toybox which he tips over every day and helps himself to whatever he wants to play with.
I no longer use candles or wax melts, and I am careful about what cleaning stuff I am buying and doing around him. I am probably OTT but my cat deserves it.
Then there’s Rayn…. No toys, no cat tree, surrounded by tat and air thick with crap. It’s clear Rayn hates Marion and loves Daddy Deek, but if Deek really cared he would step in and get the cat what it needs.
I’ve never forgiven Marion for when he was filmed shouting at her and calling her a bitch!
I am shooketh that he isnae living a glamorous life, ah thought he wuz surrounded by paps as soon as he left his cosy safe place.He needs to shut the fuck up moaning and put that fucking packet of sweets down with all the crinkly sounds
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Is the walloper watching cartoons????
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Nah, I’m not having it that he’s trying to tell everyone his life isn’t as glamorous as ‘this app’ makes it look
You live in a shoebox Martin, nobody thinks any part of your life is glamorous
Crissmas?Who is going to "work with" an *ahem* "influencer" who swears so much and uses that vile C word??
SMOOTH BRAIN omg I love thisChrist he really does have a smooth brain doesn’t he? Absolutely nothing of substance up there.
Mebbes Marks huv goat him wurking as an elf in Santa's grottoIs he tryin to get Wee Deek sacked for Christmas??
To sum up, Maz is a knobber.Right a wee summary, yez will need to take yer time and some deep breaths tae read this:
So that Grinch quilt wiz a personalised memorable for loved ones etc. Whit's actually personalised and memorable about that cheap tat of a quilt!!
Marion yev got PLENTY of other 'cosy' blankets...where ur they??
Going oan aboot Deek an how it widnae be him helping others.....that's coz yer a nasty selfish man Marion.
Insta huz changed cuz you canny keep up wi it an huv nae content. Pretending he's now shy doing stories
20yrs ago Marion cud of stood in a room wi over a hunner folk and taken that room an take the flair an dae his bit. Arrogant much!!
He's very observant ma lovelies and picks up oan things
Used tae be a party boy
Wid rather stay in his 'hoose' 24/7.
People think he's living this glamourous life but he's honestly no.......yeah we know!
He's no a big person but is known fur whit he diz when he goes oot especially when he's recognised in his surrounding area an that's haud him back alot
He's a human being wi a private life an widnae show the rawness and real him. Wid prefer tae deal wi stuff aff camera as his page is primarily tae be upbeat an positive
Huz cut people oot his life (mair like folk huv binned you) even if it's family members....his advice bin them!!
Ma lovelies we need wee Deek tae recover quickly so we don't huv tae be subjected tae this again!! Send help!!
Poor bloke has probably asked for extra shifts to pay for Beak's tat. Or mebbes he's goat a bit oan the side.Mebbees M&S is Deek's safe space. He can get aw cosy in the stockroom. Losemazdatrack of time. I know where I'd rather be.
Where does Domboi work these days also?!
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