He could get a mortgage with a snap of his wee strangler fingers ma hen, he chooses Beirut and so forth
He could get a mortgage with a snap of his wee strangler fingers ma hen, he chooses Beirut and so forthYeah but Maz could have a garden if he didn't keep blowing his cash on utter shite!
Aye hen you are spot oan. The evil troll asked if he had learning difficulties - prolly because she'd witnessed a 40yr old man lying on his gingerbread bedding in skin tight xmas jammies blowing kisses at the camera. But Maz got the wrang end of the stick and thought she was taking the pish oot of his spelling and grammar. He didny realise that is our joab and I think the lassie was being genuine.The vile troll who he said pulled him up aboot his grammar and spelling, wis that the one who asked him if he wis autistic? because I might huv missed it but I didny see any vile troll comments aboot his grammar and spelling. Put me right hens if my kerry katonas huv deceived me.
Tonsa love tae yous awe oan this day of Friday
Madge hen never mind the baby drama can wee just take a moment and appreciate your extra bespoke beootiful profile pic. It’s a belter.Well ma tattle lovelies, ah'm affronted fur masel and scared youse will all block and report me. Just heard that my niece who lives in that place abroad in the world had a baby lassie the day. She's naming her Daisy Raine
Noo ah'm wurried ah'm related tae a Martin lovelie. Ah'm gonni send some ChavaMay wax melts fur a baby gift and if they love them disown them and go intae witness protection.
I need tae get tae ken, also. Whits her insta name ma lovelie?Fuck me hens. Wee Lorna is having a rant about confidence/arrogance. It's clearly aimed at our tangerine tinted friend. Also.
I hate to tell you but that is a laurel bush. It stays green all year roundHens hope youse are okay?? I’m just finished sitting in my car for 5 catching up with ya alll and to avoid the neighbour also. This is outside mine where has autumn gone? I still have leafs on the bushes so I need to hurry it up and skip to wimturrr, maybe I should go out and pour bleach, wax melts, floor cleaner, disinfectant over the bush because according to Marion is autumm has gone?
HaaPPy FrRiday dolls.
Avoiding the neighbour they want to half in and get the lane/drive way cleaned but I told Mr Isa no because his petty cash can go on better things like … me treaatiin masel.
Hens you may be able to get a mortgage like that *snap fingers* but don’t get one with shared drive sooo ayyye tons love take ye all. So forth. Also
New York. America.
Aw ma ain wurk and nothing tae dae wi oor @hopethishelpsallthebestMadge hen never mind the baby drama can wee just take a moment and appreciate your extra bespoke beootiful profile pic. It’s a belter.
Who is catbum mouthAh wunner if oor Maz ever looks at other accounts and sees how well they do compared to him. That Cat Bum Mouth guy has half the number of followers that Maz has yet gets a shit ton of collabs and ads. Must be that Maz is easily influenced rather than a good influencer. He should give it up as a bad job badly done
It's this guy can't remember his name he has an account called Officially Clean or summat, used to be Officially Hinched! Ugly fat fuck but gets l9ts of workMartin, the Beirut gi.mp better be careful
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And nae ah've no turned intae Martin wi the dot in the middle oad a wurd, apparently the wurd isnae allowed and changes to gif.
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Who is catbum mouth
Thanks ma lovelie, ah thought that wiz Mr Tumble at first glanceIt's this guy can't remember his name he has an account called Officially Clean or summat, used to be Officially Hinched! Ugly fat fuck but gets l9ts of work
Awww noooo. Although have you seen that pic of Tumble with the exhaust pipe? Could be cat bum mouth. Twins!Thanks ma lovelie, ah thought that wiz Mr Tumble at first glance
Aye stick a waistcoat and spotted bag on him. Ma toddler has the bespoke tumble dress up set in his toy boxThanks ma lovelie, ah thought that wiz Mr Tumble at first glance
Happy birthday tae the funniest hen, ah'm jist packing up the criss and joos me and the weans don't like and sending them tae youse. And ah hope your charrums jangle while youse ur getting bummed ower the bath ma lovelie, alsoHen's I've turned 40 the day. I'll expect nothing less than a dead bouquet of weeds, a 40th charum, a box of criss and a surprise gathering in a club, where I turn up in a hooded cardi and trainers. So aye. New York in America. My brand. Feel free to aw rummage through my cupboards and slide across ma Lionel flairs, the noooo.
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