Cleaning with Mario #111 His only chance of having more than one door is an Advent calendar.

[Catfan2]

I just want to say this thread absolutely cracks me up. You trolls are hilarious . I’ve had the worst year ever (not being dramatic but I’ve been on this planet for over 50 years and it’s the worst year I’ve ever known) and you never fail to bring a smile to my face. Thank you

 

[AllieBee]

No everyone can afford £90 quid boots back in yer ain lane. He reallly wanted!!! And needed!! The boots. Pair boots primark probably last a winter and aren’t always great at keeping your feet warm or dry. I was back and forth last year about buying a pair of Dr.Martens they were £109 but I thought they are excellent quality will last me years and go with pretty much anything. I’ll use them for many more winters. Marion needs to learn just because something is cheaper it doesn’t always mean it’s good or that you need it.

Is 3 his lucky number or something?
3 hoovers
3 salt & pepper shakers
3 sofas in 5 years
3 beds in 5 years
3 chrisssmaas trees in 5,10,6,7 years him Deed deek been together
3 different worktop in 7 years
3 different flooring in hall in last 7 years
There is probably more. So forth.
New York. Also. America

3 mops
3 hairs on his head

 

[Poptart]

D0M B0I

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

His spoons are covered in shart splatters and theirs cat hair on the tiles Absolutely boggin!

 

[One-of-hunners]

Face is bright enough to stop traffic! If he was crossing the road I'd slam the brakes thinking its a rid light.

For someone who loves make up and spend aw his petty cash on it why doesn't he wear it?

 

[mammaof3]

Hi Mario.


Caught up on here then.

We don't need your approval to talk about you or ridicule you either. It obviously triggers you if you randomly post shite like that.

Your success, you must be joking love, you live in a 1 bed flat tenanted to your fool of a bloke, work part-time and you flog on IG poorly made expensive knock-off scented wax melts for some bankrupt bint.

How is that success?

It really must confuse his followers when he goes off on one with no explanation.

The tool.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Slop for tea again the night hens. That book is turning out to be worth it’s gold in weight

 

[GreaseSpot]

Thread title suggestion the night.

Slow cooker slop, Grinch tree flop and 'I'm fiiiiiine' strop

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Imagine being visibly stressed and upset because you've got nae time to decorate your fucking Christmas tree? Honestly, I wish I had that petty, insignificant worry - my dad's ill and I wish I could see him more but I don't live near and I've got a procedure in hospital next week, plus I'm working but can't be bothered, just want to curl up and block everything out so he needs to wake the fuck up and get a grip, the absolute self absorbed PRICK! Fuck's sake, these people literally need punching hard!

Worries a normal person might have: Is my child happy and healthy? Are they making friends at school? Can I afford to put the heating on this winter? Will my budget stretch for another food shop? Is my family safe? I have a thing at work I'm worried about. Is my job safe? Can we afford Christmas present this year? What's happening in the world? What's happening in Gaza? So much innocent death in the world. Why is everything so awful? Will this storm rip the roof off my house? Are my elderly parents safe? Can I make the rent/mortgage payments this month?

Mario's worry: When can I put up my Christmas tree?? Imbecile.

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

God what an awful bunch. I think I’d rather go for my smear test than hang out with the likes of them for five minutes.

 

[Lim1947]

Skitting at the thought of him not being asked to a party cat woman? More like fat woman

 

[SuzyE]

You call selling someone else's products being successful?!
Sit down you silly man

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

It’s hard being you at every time of the year, Mario.

Underemployed.
Undereducated.
Undersized.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Why is he counting down to midnight when he’ll be sound asleep for hours by then?

He hasn’t been up until midnight since 1986.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Just saw this and felt like I recognised her from somewhere

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Loving that Deek will be sleeping in green and white bedding 🤍

 

[ohcomeon99]

He keeps saying “my brand” and “we” and the “team” will be so grateful? Is this his company? What have I missed?

I do work on behalf of my company, does that make it mine now? He’s a fucking melt, never mind his waxes

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

I’m so confused why he seems to think he’s king of Christmas? He doesn’t do anything Christmassy. If you asked people who they think represents christmas then absolutely NAEBODY would say Mario. There’s a family near me who have a big (6 bed- smell the wealth) house and have loads of inflatable decs, Christmas lights, snow machine and Santa sleigh. Every year they do one night where Santa comes and all the locals queue up to see him in their garden. All the money goes to charity and people donate gifts for the local kids charities too. Now THEY are the definition of Xmas. Simply having a Christmas tree in your living room is not

 

[mrsbucket]

The vile troll who he said pulled him up aboot his grammar and spelling, wis that the one who asked him if he wis autistic? because I might huv missed it but I didny see any vile troll comments aboot his grammar and spelling. Put me right hens if my kerry katonas huv deceived me.
Tonsa love tae yous awe oan this day of Friday

Aye hen you are spot oan. The evil troll asked if he had learning difficulties - prolly because she'd witnessed a 40yr old man lying on his gingerbread bedding in skin tight xmas jammies blowing kisses at the camera. But Maz got the wrang end of the stick and thought she was taking the pish oot of his spelling and grammar. He didny realise that is our joab and I think the lassie was being genuine. Another misunderstanding in the McKnight household.

 

[OhhBacon]

His hype for Christmas is so fake it’s exhausting! Same as his hype for autumn. He actually makes me dislike it

Totally understand what you are saying. He really makes me dislike all the commercialism as I know there are people watching his stories who think they need to keep up with him and the other instabegs.
But I think of it in the opposite way, he makes me realise how unimportant all the tat is. Christmas cleaning products, calendars, salt and pepper shakers, candle holders, updated decorations etc etc etc. The more I watch of him the less I buy because I see how worthless it all is and how much we are being sold to by the high street.

I really think of Christmas as time off work to spend with friends, family and on dog walks. Walking to a pub with a fire and having a mulled wine. Watching Christmas tv with cheese, crackers and a tub of sweets, seeing the lights on the houses. All the gentleness of Christmas in about a two week period is everything that Mario will not do or notice in the next two months of his apparent ‘favourite time of the year’!