Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic

[Freefalling]

Martin hen, wit happened tae yer wedding fund piggy bank
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Where the heck did you dig this peach up? I'm well and truly clutching ma beak Doll the wedding fund has long since been spent and the chavvy heart is at the bottom of the communal shoot. No need for it as there's zero chance of them getting married, eternally they'll be flashing their Argos promise rings

 

[Madge2022]

Where the heck did you dig this peach up? I'm well and truly clutching ma beak Doll the wedding fund has long since been spent and the chavvy heart is at the bottom of the communal shoot. No need for it as there's zero chance of them getting married, eternally they'll be flashing their Argos promise rings

An investigative journalist disnae reveal their sources

Here's sum mair auld posts ah fun oan the app that isnae his joab.

Ah, nothing better than the smell of grease aboot your bedsit.

Did loadsa research and didn't buy Smeg kettle, must huv furgoat about that as it was three fablon wraps ago

 

[Freefalling]

@Madge2022 keep up the good work Hen, these old grid stories are comedy gold he's always been a sandwich short of a picnic. Loves that greasy smell no wonder he's never made it big on insta, he's a prized plum, can't get anything right

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

An investigative journalist disnae reveal their sources

Here's sum mair auld posts ah fun oan the app that isnae his joab.

Ah, nothing better than the smell of grease aboot your bedsit.
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Did loadsa research and didn't buy Smeg kettle, must huv furgoat about that as it was three fablon wraps ago
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I think found my gold in weight has just become my new favourite Marionism

 

[Luna25]

What an insensitive prick! People have died, people have lost their homes, cars and business’s due to the flooding/storm, but he’s here for it.
so long as sharty boy can gut the hoose and get his tree up before anyone else, it’s all good
Also
Reason being why he needed to steam mop and regular mop his bathroom floor is cuz him and deed Deek aren’t fully toilet trained IYDKGTK

 

[GreaseSpot]

@Madge2022 keep up the good work Hen, these old grid stories are comedy gold he's always been a sandwich short of a picnic. Loves that greasy smell no wonder he's never made it big on insta, he's a prized plum, can't get anything right

He's hard of fire risks also spraying scented animal fat around his flat

 

[Ratgrrl]

Hay beauts. Been catching up. I'm so annoyed at that little evil leprechaun for his comments about the storms. People and pets dying. Cost of living crisis and he is out spunking petty cash on Christmas decorations and trainers. He doesn't care who he offends. How does he still have followers?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

He’s already lost 21 followers today and it’s not even 8am yet

 

[Realhousemouse]

He’s going to do exactly the same in the next couple of weeks as he’s done for autumn. He’s going to rush to get all the grinch/tony almond tat out and then do the “Christmas has arrived” reel and say how much he loves it, safe cosy place etc then within about 2 weeks when everyone else puts their stuff up and he’ll realise his looks a shambles and start taking commas and moaning and then in January he’ll say how he wasn’t really happy with it, anxiety, loads of ramblings about “this app” etc etc etc. He never learns.
I found my gold in weight when I stumbled across his insta

 

[Babybail93]

An investigative journalist disnae reveal their sources

Here's sum mair auld posts ah fun oan the app that isnae his joab.

Ah, nothing better than the smell of grease aboot your bedsit.
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Did loadsa research and didn't buy Smeg kettle, must huv furgoat about that as it was three fablon wraps ago
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I’m going to use this as an example for my kids about what they put on the Internet is there forever.

Always been a bleeping idiot!

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

For the first time, it was actually helpful to me that he put the day of the week up. I'm in that place, Abroad. Living life as it should and I've lost track of days.
I would hate to never know what that feels like. I'm definitely not thinking about Christmas.
Silly wee gobshite that he is also.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Why is Sunday his favourite day so he can then moan on Monday about how he can’t wait for Friday? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

 

[Shrekssister]

Oor wee @Madge2022 inspired me tae take my own journey intae time on this dayn of dawn of S.U.N.D.A.Y and I found some crackers.

I want to know where that treasured spritz o'clock pillow is now

 

[Ambergambler]

If I have to see his grotty finger toes on a Sunday morning, so does everyone else

Get the next size up Mario

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Something else for him to try pronounce… Le Creuset.
Christ sake another blanket for himself. Thought he didn’t like chocolate? But accepts free gift containing chocolate.
Feel sick now seeing his manky hobbit toes hanging over the edge of those slippers. Uggs definitely been sent back.

 

[Babybail93]

Oor wee @Madge2022 inspired me tae take my own journey intae time on this dayn of dawn of S.U.N.D.A.Y and I found some crackers.

I want to know where that treasured spritz o'clock pillow is now

Trying to work out his relationship timeline gives me a headache. It changes constantly

 

[Freefalling]

I saw one of the coo's had a big birthday bash invite lost in the post Mazda? That friendship circle is more like a dot to do it's so disjointed

Well at least he has one decent mug, nae doot it'll stay a single mug as can't imagine him liking anything decent, he'll prefer his plaster of Paris shite mugs. That throw is honking but absolutely love how he showed it with the price tag showing he's such a riddie, it's started my Sunday with me clutching ma beak

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Something else for him to try pronounce… Le Creuset.
Christ sake another blanket for himself. Thought he didn’t like chocolate? But accepts free gift containing chocolate.
Feel sick now seeing his manky hobbit toes hanging over the edge of those slippers. Uggs definitely been sent back.

Le Creuset is now going to be the next bloody journey for his kitchen isn’t it!

 

[SuzyE]

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He’s already lost 21 followers today and it’s not even 8am yet

Perfect!
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What the feck is this fake Scottish lumberjack wearing

 

[ChokingOnZofloraFumes]

Taking his autumn decs down next week. What a sad sack.