Ah'm reporting this tae trading standards. Should be marked #trolleypusherdiscount
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Tiny bubbles, in the sweet dry wine 
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Tiny bubbles, in the sweet dry wine 
Just watched Hinch on Home Bargains Instagram doing their Christmas showcase, and not one Grinch decoration to be seen 
Why has autism cushions actually bleeping killed me off?I had a wee swatch at the comments on his latest post …
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Okay, calm yer tits, buzzing? really?
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Your what now?
they’re all as thick as him!
Bright red heed.
Taking doon the Halloween decs before Halloween because he hates them.
Worth his gold in weight.
New York in America
Hard of English
Capesh
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They’re not even curtains close them it doesn't keep heat in room it’s basically nets. He’s so depressing not even Halloween, bonfire and he’s talking of Christmas decorations. I couldn’t look at Christmas decorations for 3 months.
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Sitting with his orange coat on with his cook book was that before or after he’s selfie?
One of the coos had a birthday party ..and Mario was no where to be seen which I find really rude of him as she went to his birthday..he really is a weirdo.
Ma lovlies, can wan of youse help me get tae ken the answer tae this factual event that most definitely happened.
When Marion's postman climbed the stairs of Beirut Toowers past the wee junkies/ ears / robins tae knock on number 11, and then exclaimed the the plastic tat candy cane lame tree reminded him of Macy's New York
Which New York did he mean?
When Marion's postman climbed the stairs of Beirut Toowers past the wee junkies/ ears / robins tae knock on number 11, and then exclaimed the the plastic tat candy cane lame tree reminded him of Macy's New York
Which New York did he mean?
He didn't get an invite, crystal clear he's a token Instagram associate. He's nae room for pals in his boring wee life, he's too busy playing hoosies with his fiance in tat towers. He thinks he's Mr Popular but the reality is he's nae pals and a lonely rotten mcnotten hole
The autism cushions have absolutely ended me, I'm gonna snigger about this for days
surely those are burner accounts taking the piss, please be a tattler
Absolute
s! After Ah bought ma sofa fae them and Aw!!Am gonnae be doon London Road the morra tae burn that place tae the groond! Birkenshaw will be next and ah’ll take fecking Dunelm with me!
Who is he kidding! The M&S Christmas food orders start at serving 4 people upwards. I would normally order food every year but this year we are going out.
Is he really going to order a £75 Salt dry age sirloin of beef or a £32 turkey joint that serves 4-6. Yer cheaper going in wi wee Deeks employee discount and getting the goods then freezing them. He's a total roaster!
Hi lovelies 
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this bleep have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky tit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this bleep have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky tit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx
Aww ma lovely I'm so sorry! My Grandad was ma best friend so I can understand. Just look after yourself and take time to grieve xxHi lovelies
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this bleep have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky tit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx
@hopethishelpsallthebest sending love Doll, losing someone you love is absolutely awful 
you're in my thoughts. We've missed you xx
you're in my thoughts. We've missed you xx
So sorry for your loss ma lovelieHi lovelies
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this bleep have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky tit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx
I’m sure I speak for everyone when I say you’ve been missed. Take care of yourself hen, tonsa love and so forth xxSorry about your Grandad lovely. Hopefully you'll turn the corner soonHi lovelies
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this bleep have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky tit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx
Cannae see it 
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So sorry for your lossHi lovelies
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this bleep have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky tit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx
Glad to have you back, so sorry to hear your sad news.Hi lovelies
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this bleep have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky tit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx
So sorry for your loss hen, life does seem to kick arse all at the one time.Hi lovelies
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this bleep have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky tit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx
Sorry for your loss Ma lovlie, tonsa love alsoHi lovelies
Sorry I went awol, we buried my grandad the weekend, I'm absolutely devastated, seems like all I get is bad news. I think God has a major problem with me, I must have been Mario in a past life, I swear! Good to be back on here though, I missed youse aw. I think the laugh will do me good. I'm going to treatit masel to a wee catch up, before I go to sleep. I did see the bad boy New Balances, how many feet does this bleep have? Where does he store them all?! How does he fit all these shoe boxes, inside his actual shoe box? The slow cooker book on a stand, again a few years behind with everything. He's only just discovered soda stream the little fat slag. Sounds like the tress be up soon, can't wait for that tacky tit show! Tonsa love tae youse aw. Am away xxxxx
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