Cleaning with Mario #11 The bowler hat in the flat

[Be More Pacific]

Genuine question, do we think he even asks or tells Derek that he’s adding more tit to the tat cave when he orders unnecessary things like this? Obviously he doesn’t ask Derek what he thinks or wants, but does he tell him AT ALL? #freederek

I bet he does but Derek is too stoned or too busy playing FIFA to really listen, care or understand.

 

[Bubble And Squeak]

Why does he add so many unnecessary words into his sentences? ‘I washed all my ‘existing’ shoes’ why does the word existing need to be there. Don’t even know why that bothers me, it just does. Probs because he’s saying it

 

[Hinchpinchpunch]

What the actual duck? Horrendous!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Beggy McBegface hinting for another eye roller from Shelley because its his last one

 

[Wetmyplants]

“It was really flittery to put together”

 

[Blurp]

Why does he add so many unnecessary words into his sentences? ‘I washed all my ‘existing’ shoes’ why does the word existing need to be there. Don’t even know why that bothers me, it just does. Probs because he’s saying it

I'd like to see him washing his non-existing shoes.

 

[Frankensooze]

Those are the cheapest, nastiest, ugliest storage solutions going. He’s such a fanny. Has no taste or style at all. Although now we know where the steam mop lives: in that corner in the bedroom!!

Genuine question, do we think he even asks or tells Derek that he’s adding more tit to the tat cave when he orders unnecessary things like this? Obviously he doesn’t ask Derek what he thinks or wants, but does he tell him AT ALL? #freederek

He's got that tallish built in cupboard in the kitchen, wouldn't that be the place for hoovers and mops? Wtf has he actually got in it, zoflora and febreze.

 

[Noseybonk]

What the duck are those jesus god almighty, he's gonna look an absolute ticket in those. Oh am howling ma lovlies

Marion is hobbit sized so his doll sized trainers will cost less that his anti bac

 

[Frankensooze]

I'd like to see him washing his non-existing shoes.

I'd like to give him a rub down with a house brick.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Never a truer word spoken "you don't have to clean like me every day"

#trustory

BECAUSE IT'S NOT CLEANING MELVIN, it's tickling the surfaces.


I do have to admit that I thought it was nice he donated the cat food.

 

[Frankensooze]

Did he wash all his leather shoes too. Or doesn't he have any proper shoes, just plastic horrors. Bet they make your feet honk, which might be why he needs all the spray.

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Can someone post the horrendous new storage unit, please. I broke my phone wire, but a'hm fine my lovleies , a'hm fine. Jus put gonna get a pur new boujee knockoff Apple one

 

[Boooooujie]

Im actually shocked he sprayed that air freshener above where the cat was sitting that’s awful, no wonder it’s sick

 

[SamB1991]

Can someone post the horrendous new storage unit, please. I broke my phone wire, but a'hm fine my lovleies , a'hm fine. Jus put gonna get a pur new boujee knockoff Apple one

Here you go Boujee and bespoke as always!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

The storage drawers are bowfin they look so tit and destined to fall apart at the first sign of a draught. Another waste of your money melv.

Inspired use of the word "bowfin"

And for the non Scots among us, Melv used the word "footery". It's a great word and, for once, not invented by him and he used in its proper context. But he remains a Bawbag. In any language

So aye!

 

[Frankensooze]

Here you go Boujee and bespoke as always!

Really really cheap looking. Student type storage. Says me with one of those floor to ceiling shoe tree things. Difference is, it's ain't in my bedroom along with four million other boxes and tit.

 

[Rocketllama]

If he crams anymore shite into that flat they’re gonne end up crashing through the floor and landing downstairs

 

[Blurp]

Inspired use of the word "bowfin"

And for the non Scots among us, Melv used the word "footery". It's a great word and, for once, not invented by him and he used in its proper context. But he remains a Bawbag. In any language

So aye!

He does nothing else but futter and plowter.

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Here you go Boujee and bespoke as always!

Omgthank you. Leave it to or wee Mario to garbage tackles storage unit! A show tidy would be been better in the hallway

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

If he crams anymore shite into that flat they’re gonne end up crashing through the floor and landing downstairs

He's going on a maisonette jurneeee