On his highlights (boy wonder)
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It’s actually cruel. The poor cat. If someone sprayed that shite when I was in the room never mind over my head, I’d kick 7 shades of
out of them
Don't know what's more pathetic the fact he thinks he "found" a trick to sort the cups even though his precious Soph has the exact same thing in her cupboards or the fact the 2 cups at the front are his tacky 'personalised' cup and also a daft cup that says King of the castle 
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Mario is world famous in Paisley.Mr McKnight senior's neighbours are fans of Mario and follow his page yet they didn't realise he was the offspring of McKnight senior
So, either they've just moved in or Mario dosnae visit very afften!
It's SHELF Mario. While we're here, it's also GRATEFUL.
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And he's got food in a crockery cupboard. One or the Mario. *vein throbbing in temple*Don't know what's more pathetic the fact he thinks he "found" a trick to sort the cups even though his precious Soph has the exact same thing in her cupboards or the fact the 2 cups at the front are his tacky 'personalised' cup and also a daft cup that says King of the castle
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Why does he use that much tit on his kitchen sides (don’t even get me started on how he never moves anything first) when he’s not even seemingly eaten breakfast yet?
Am I the only one who wipes down the kitchen sides once I’ve finished tidying up after tea time the evening before and then it’s all clean to make breakfast on in the morning? Then it gets wiped over again afterwards?
Just feel like he’s obviously cleaning for the sake of cleaning. That bloody poor cat too trying to escape those fumes. Why’s he spraying a can of air wick around that’s supposed to be in one of those automatic sprayers? They are bloody strong.
Am I the only one who wipes down the kitchen sides once I’ve finished tidying up after tea time the evening before and then it’s all clean to make breakfast on in the morning? Then it gets wiped over again afterwards?
Just feel like he’s obviously cleaning for the sake of cleaning. That bloody poor cat too trying to escape those fumes. Why’s he spraying a can of air wick around that’s supposed to be in one of those automatic sprayers? They are bloody strong.
It will also be the noise of the aerosol can. Cats hate them. Poor wee thing 
They're two adults and one cat, how dirty can their tiny hobbit hole get that he has to spray all the chemicals and clean everything every single day? Do they just have absolutely minging BO or what?
It's clear why rayn prefers deek to marion, she sees melv as her poisoner. Hes likd the hangman approaching the gallows to a convicted person. All she associates him with is discomfort. Old derek only smells of lynx and weed, she prob gets a wee high off of him and temporary relief. You're a moron marion, you're meant to love that cat and clearly her welfare is way down the bottom of your list. Please dont get another one!! Feck off and leave derek and rayn to their own devices ... happy together 
Mario feels ill, like Rayn. Is it maybe, possibly, definitely down to the fact they're both in a toxic swamp of fumes 24/7.
Maybe he’s got the rona
The goochiz have had a spin in the machine, surprised they never disintegrated
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I can’t deal with the suspense!!! Why has he washed all their trainersThe goochiz have had a spin in the machine, surprised they never disintegrated
Maybe hes got a new shoe rack. God Mario just tell us I'm pishing myself with excitement hereI can’t deal with the suspense!!! Why has he washed all their trainers
I’ve been watching Marion spray that tiny flat with half a dozen cleaning products and I’m shocked, the place has more chemicals than ICI. Wee Deke’s weed is the only natural aroma in the place. Skin them up, Derek.
Why is he wearing Dezzas bespoke slippers?
Watching boy wonder nearly pissing my pants so thanks to whoever mentioned it on here guess where we’re gon the morra? Oh wait will I tell them..feart incase everybody stampedes tae see 
Getting over yersel dafty yer no Jay z and Beyoncé
guess where we’re gon the morra? Oh wait will I tell them..feart incase everybody stampedes tae see Getting over yersel dafty yer no Jay z and Beyoncé
He's trying so hard to be relevant but Marlon face it your just a wee cockwomble who is slowly poisoning that lovely wee cat. There is no need to use all those sprays in that wee flat. Hot soapy water is all you need ya bleep
Sorry about the c word he just so fuckin annoying
Sorry about the c word he just so fuckin annoying
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