Cleaning with Mario #11 The bowler hat in the flat

[Dollylollipop]

When he says he's going to sort Alexa, is he challenging her to a square go?? Is he gonna witch slap her into the middle of next week cos she's refusing to play Higher Love?

 

[Doodlebug71]

This thread is absolutely amazing

Or should that be shamazing, so aye

 

[Derek's Dank Stash]

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This is top tier entertainment. Well done

 

[Greygardener]

Sort Alexa... Mario hun, ain't no way Alexa will understand your bespoke accent.

I'm Scottish and can confirm Alexa doesnt understand me. Have to talk really slowly and enunciate everything poor bird wont get mario's bougee voice at all

 

[Dollylollipop]

Actually pissing myself..300 quid for a hairdryer that he waves about 2 feet away away from his already dry hair..got to be a contender for most pointless purchase of the year keep the entertainment coming Maz

 

[Greygardener]

He has to be doing this on purpose now

 

[Doodlebug71]

He has to be doing this on purpose now

Sex face

 

[Be More Pacific]

Just started to watch today's stories....

That pink bedding is actually bleeping offensive and should be burned immediately

 

[Peachyunique]

He has to be doing this on purpose now

I came on here specially to see the comments, he really is like a parody of himself

He has to be doing this on purpose now

I came on here to see the comments, the guy is really like a parody of himself that Dyson cracks me up everytime

 

[WookieCookie]

twit

 

[BoujeeBabe]

He has to be doing this on purpose now

Oh ffs! I've just watched his stories!

 

[Be More Pacific]

twit

Surely you mean 'bowler hat'....?

 

[Jacquilou]

He has to be doing this on purpose now

I literally came on to post the exact same photo

 

[twilightgarden]

Aw she wakes up every morning with a different stupid idea, asks her followers about it then you never hear her mention it again..it’s all for the attention she craves constantly like the different diets she’s on constantly and the workouts we were going to be subjected to..we got one where she had to keep resting cos of her back/leg/other leg then said she was knackered at the end

I’ve just got on the scales and I’m utterly horrified at my lockdown weight gain. Instead of the latest fad diet pills that make you tit yourself I’m going to watch my calories and stick to going out for exercise every day.

Maybe I should ask Marie for tips as he can get into those wee tights

 

[Poptart]

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You win the internet today

 

[WookieCookie]

Just started to watch today's stories....

That pink bedding is actually bleeping offensive and should be burned immediately

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That's fuckin rotten. He's going to end up on an episode of Can't pay take it away. If I was in his position with an unsecure job prospects. I would not be spanking all my cash on the shite he buys. He's setting a bad example to all the frothing gashes that follow him.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

This thread is absolutely amazing

There is a grey or maybe pink (grink) magic to this thread that sets it apart from most of the others I've seen. It absolutely COMPELS you to watch Melvin and his ke-razy antics so you can race back here to have a laugh with everyone.

We should be lobbying the Oxford English dictionary about "grink" when I come to think about it.

I'm Scottish and can confirm Alexa doesnt understand me. Have to talk really slowly and enunciate everything poor bird wont get mario's bougee voice at all

Alexa will struggle when Melvin aks her to "irriterate" stuff

 

[Poptart]

I've actually just watched the stories of him drying his hair

 

[lauramars]

I'm Scottish and can confirm Alexa doesnt understand me. Have to talk really slowly and enunciate everything poor bird wont get mario's bougee voice at all

I’m Scottish and my Alexa picks me up fine

 

[Be More Pacific]

Pure feelin' myself the day ma lovelies!

Always time for a 19 second wank whilst drying your crown