When he says he's going to sort Alexa, is he challenging her to a square go?? Is he gonna witch slap her into the middle of next week cos she's refusing to play Higher Love?
When he says he's going to sort Alexa, is he challenging her to a square go?? Is he gonna witch slap her into the middle of next week cos she's refusing to play Higher Love?
Or should that be shamazing, so ayeThis thread is absolutely amazing
This is top tier entertainment. Well done
I'm Scottish and can confirm Alexa doesnt understand me. Have to talk really slowly and enunciate everything poor bird wont get mario's bougee voice at allSort Alexa... Mario hun, ain't no way Alexa will understand your bespoke accent.
Sex faceHe has to be doing this on purpose now
I came on here specially to see the comments, he really is like a parody of himselfHe has to be doing this on purpose now
I came on here to see the comments, the guy is really like a parody of himself that Dyson cracks me up everytimeHe has to be doing this on purpose now
Oh ffs! I've just watched his stories!He has to be doing this on purpose now
Surely you mean 'bowler hat'....?twit
I literally came on to post the exact same photoHe has to be doing this on purpose now
Iβve just got on the scales and Iβm utterly horrified at my lockdown weight gain. Instead of the latest fad diet pills that make you tit yourself Iβm going to watch my calories and stick to going out for exercise every day.Aw she wakes up every morning with a different stupid idea, asks her followers about it then you never hear her mention it again..itβs all for the attention she craves constantly like the different diets sheβs on constantly and the workouts we were going to be subjected to..we got one where she had to keep resting cos of her back/leg/other leg then said she was knackered at the end
You win the internet today
That's fuckin rotten. He's going to end up on an episode of Can't pay take it away. If I was in his position with an unsecure job prospects. I would not be spanking all my cash on the shite he buys. He's setting a bad example to all the frothing gashes that follow him.Just started to watch today's stories....
That pink bedding is actually bleeping offensive and should be burned immediately
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There is a grey or maybe pink (grink) magic to this thread that sets it apart from most of the others I've seen. It absolutely COMPELS you to watch Melvin and his ke-razy antics so you can race back here to have a laugh with everyone.This thread is absolutely amazing
Alexa will struggle when Melvin aks her to "irriterate" stuffI'm Scottish and can confirm Alexa doesnt understand me. Have to talk really slowly and enunciate everything poor bird wont get mario's bougee voice at all
Iβm Scottish and my Alexa picks me up fineI'm Scottish and can confirm Alexa doesnt understand me. Have to talk really slowly and enunciate everything poor bird wont get mario's bougee voice at all