Cue fifty dots of some 'hilarious' Alexa mix up with nose pinching galore.Sort Alexa... Mario hun, ain't no way Alexa will understand your bespoke accent.
Like when he asks her about the blind dug that chased him and gets this.....
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Like when he asks her about the blind dug that chased him and gets this.....
areange cup cupboardView attachment 124044 Hi mario or Derek!
that tile grout finally came to the forefront of your mind
duck me imagine life being that dull
First time poster, treating my newly created account with a Mario thread baptism 
I can't stand him, I don't follow him, but I occasionally watch his stories just to remind myself that I can't stand him. I am also not in the UK and I admit I did not read all 11 threads because duck that. So yeah with that out of the way...why the duck is Derek staying over for a week?? Isn't there a pandemic out there? Is Derek allowed to be there at all? Thanks loveliessssss
I can't stand him, I don't follow him, but I occasionally watch his stories just to remind myself that I can't stand him. I am also not in the UK and I admit I did not read all 11 threads because duck that. So yeah with that out of the way...why the duck is Derek staying over for a week?? Isn't there a pandemic out there? Is Derek allowed to be there at all? Thanks loveliessssss
A lot less fun than an Easter egg hunt!
Start with an empty *brand of your choice* handheld hoover and set about the places that dust may gather. Then, if you're Hinch or Melvin, empty your findings all over a place you would normally want to keep hygienically clean (Hinch does it on kitchen towel on her kitchen work top and Melvin elected for his cooker hob!!) then story it for the 'gram.
Why you would want to put all that manky stuff on your kitchen surfaces is beyond me
I am still trying to make peace with myself over knowing what a dust hunt is. Can't even blame lockdown
Mario: Alexa, what does specific mean?
Alexa:
Alexa:
good to see Bali still getting a mention on our lordships story! Good to see her looking so well, so aye and so forth xx
WelcomeFirst time poster, treating my newly created account with a Mario thread baptism
I can't stand him, I don't follow him, but I occasionally watch his stories just to remind myself that I can't stand him. I am also not in the UK and I admit I did not read all 11 threads because duck that. So yeah with that out of the way...why the duck is Derek staying over for a week?? Isn't there a pandemic out there? Is Derek allowed to be there at all? Thanks loveliessssss
It's actually Derek's flat. But then Mario moved in and took over
When he says he's going to sort Alexa, is he challenging her to a square go?? Is he gonna witch slap her into the middle of next week cos she's refusing to play Higher Love?
When will these alleged cleaners realise that they don't have to spray that amount of tit around the worktops. Spray it on the fuckin cloth
Ma tights are ripped this morning with that wee pie
Ma tights are ripped this morning with that wee pie
I think he's going to buy one. Two years after every one else bought a smart speaker. It'd take a normal person twenty seconds to hit buy now, I'm guessing he'll wring sixty dots out of it.
That thin cheap peach rug, it makes my eyes bleed.
Holy MosesWelcome
It's actually Derek's flat. But then Mario moved in and took over
Okay right thank you. Where was Derek then? He's only just back? Does he like work away? Like fly in fly out? I really shouldn't care should I
It’s Dereks flat, Mario is the lodger!!First time poster, treating my newly created account with a Mario thread baptism
I can't stand him, I don't follow him, but I occasionally watch his stories just to remind myself that I can't stand him. I am also not in the UK and I admit I did not read all 11 threads because duck that. So yeah with that out of the way...why the duck is Derek staying over for a week?? Isn't there a pandemic out there? Is Derek allowed to be there at all? Thanks loveliessssss
No, he just works shifts at M&S in Glasgow (it's a shop that sells food and clothes)Holy Moses
Okay right thank you. Where was Derek then? He's only just back? Does he like work away? Like fly in fly out? I really shouldn't care should I
Aw she wakes up every morning with a different stupid idea, asks her followers about it then you never hear her mention it again..it’s all for the attention she craves constantlyIt was so uncomfortable! I don’t have kids and straight away I thought it was inappropriate.
She’s such an embarrassment but by the looks of it is wanting to move to Australia?!
like the different diets she’s on constantly and the workouts we were going to be subjected to..we got one where she had to keep resting cos of her back/leg/other leg then said she was knackered at the end 
This thread is absolutely amazing
If we weren't allowed 'twit in a flat' then there's no chance of 'bleep on a dust hunt'
Shame
Shame
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