Cleaning with Mario #11 The bowler hat in the flat

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Sarah Louise is genius.... So aye and so forth
 
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I may be reading too much into this after a wee bit of wine But I posted about who thinks he’s gone the beach then he posts that pic. I meant South Beach Marlon not Blackpool
 
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"I think do I still smile this way"

1. That's a smile? Looks like pure fear to me Melvin, you are 2 foot tall and that's a big stone you are leaping from.

2. I'm more than sure you have practised your smile countless times in your various mirrors (the padded monstrosity, the dolls house compact mirror, the Ikea 'Hollywood' mirror) and will actually be able to answer that question if you try really hard.
 
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Of course you don’t smile like that any more Mazda.... You’ve got veneers!!
He looks more like an amputee being kicked into the air than happy to be in Blackpool.
 
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Hi Cleaning, please don't think I'm being too forward but I'd like to take you as one of my wives. You will join @Frankensooze @Cagayu and many other young lovelies in my cult. Come in the water is lovely xxx
 
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Hi Cleaning, please don't think I'm being too forward but I'd like to take you as one of my wives. You will join @Frankensooze @Cagayu and many other young lovelies in my cult. Come in the water is lovely xxx
"Psst, I've heard she watches quiz shows in a rat slanket. Gusset must need a right proper airing and no mistake.... But I'm not one to gossip"
 
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Aye n the fucking arsehole blocked me when I went to comment again about taking time off Instagram means not posting stories or on his grid think this is the 5th account I've had to make
 
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Big ‘Sophie’ geein it big licks on the comments and sympathising with saint Marion patron saint of scrotums about the trolling. As if I could even be bothered to troll that imbecile, who cares about u and your ‘life’ or Henry,Jamie.ronnie and so forth. I’m ready for leaving twat in the flat a comment off my own personal insta- (that will result in instant block) not one fuck is given anymore (well kinda ) He is really goading me the wee arse licker and yes I’ve had a few beverages but that isn’t any excuse I feel like this way every time I watch maid Marion
 
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He is such an attention seeking Cunt he's a typical social media Hun
Checked into hospital
Pm me hun R U OK ?

HE So self obsessed if he was a bar of chocolate he'd eat himself he loves himself thst much
 
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Sophie’s comment is all about her! Me, me, me, me, me! She uses the words I, my, me over 20 times in one comment. She’s the biggest narcissist.
 
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I’m your wife now View attachment 131929

that’s my grey rat slanket wrapped around my hair
Hello Dave!
I usually get notifications to say there’s been new posts but something must have gone tits up as there’s been nothing until tonight so I have some catching up to do with this hilarious thread.
Sorry if it’s been mentioned but does anyone else think Mario’s wee shorts look like boxers?
He’s such an arse but so funny. Can’t wait for the day Hinch logs off Instagram for good, she’s so fake and narcissistic
 
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Why am I not surprised that he’s used the downtime to spin it into wanting sympathy? how many people will be tagging him in stories (that he’ll share) saying awww poor wee mario in his tat cave?
Sarahlous comment is nowhere to be seen and the comments are now turned off.
 
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Who rattled his little rat cage??

Comments from all the usual menstrual Instagram accounts but I bet he is moist with his comment from Soph. He will be back like never before after this. And I cannot wait for the boujie and bespoke content
 
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He had just bough another set of grey bedding. By the looks of things he hd more bedding than I have pairs of knickers
He's always going on about how much bedding he has and what I don't get is, why, when he strips the bed to wash the bedding, why doesn't he just put a clean one on instead of waiting for it to dry? Why doesn't he rotate it.
 
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Aye n the fucking arsehole blocked me when I went to comment again about taking time off Instagram means not posting stories or on his grid think this is the 5th account I've had to make
That's pure gawjus dedication ma lovelie.
 
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