Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

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Imagine uttering the words "and believe it shall" to a person face to face. You can't, because it's not right and sounds weird. There's a tip mario you daft wee tart. READ ALOUD.
 
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Always the influenced eh, Mario. You sucker!. Behind closed doors and your back Hinch is laughing knowing you're helping towards the upkeep of her house 🤭

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That wee face just screams “make it go away it’s horrific”
Oh aye, the heavy rain and wind gave proper cosy vibes. Ya fecking eejit.
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Imagine uttering the words "and believe it shall" to a person face to face. You can't, because it's not right and sounds weird. There's a tip mario you daft wee tart. READ ALOUD.
Ah'm gonni use it today, also. Will either get sacked or a wee jurney tae occupational health.
 
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Oh aye, the heavy rain and wind gave proper cosy vibes. Ya fecking eejit.
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Ah'm gonni use it today, also. Will either get sacked or a wee jurney tae occupational health.
Dare you to say also at the end of every sentence. 💀😁
 
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Imagine buying 4 of something before you even know if it’s any good or not 🙄 and why has he not used these before seeing as he’s the og cleaning account? bleeping bleep.
Those cloths are rubbish anyway. Why does he always have to have what everyone else has? And not just buy one to try, he has to buy 4! twit
 
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Any other trolls here starting tae get bespoke eye-twitching rage at the word ‘cosy’?

‘Cosy’ is not spending days doing duck-all under a cheap autumn blanket because youse have nae mates, nae family (that can tolerate youse),nae petty cash and nae room left in your Beirut bedsit tae fill with more tat.
 
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Any other trolls here starting tae get bespoke eye-twitching rage at the word ‘cosy’?

‘Cosy’ is not spending days doing duck-all under a cheap autumn blanket because youse have nae mates, nae family (that can tolerate youse),nae petty cash and nae room left in your Beirut bedsit tae fill with more tat.
Aye that word is ruined. I think it was Hinch that started the 'get cosy' pish. I don't like either of them but I'd rather 'get cosy' in her gaff than cat tit towers. She'd have tae kick out the bug eyed husband first though.
 
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Is he in some sort of game with himself to fit also into every post?

Also, have never know anyone to to use also as much as him!
His veins must be pure sugar the amount of crap he puts in them. Thought you didn't like chocolate Maz?
 
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Is he in some sort of game with himself to fit also into every post?

Also, have never know anyone to to use also as much as him!
Ah'm not watching Martin or posting here when ah'm oan a bespoke break in wurk. Sent an email back tae a colleague this efternin where she was having a rant about something she wuz asked to do that she shouldn't have been asked to do. So ah wuz helping her with what tae say.


In a joking manner ah said of course the simplest way tae reply wud be that's no ma joab and nae debates forgetting it was a Martin phrase! Thankfully she found it hilarious and hadn't a clue.

PS. Also.
 
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He's a lying wee fuckwit, nae bleep asked aboot they cloths. Why does he dae this? Boring wee bastard also.
 
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All the 'DMs' about those cloths 🙄. Yeh, that was my first thought today - i wonder where i can get those 'amazing cloths that Maz has never even tried, but licks Sophs arse, so they must be good ' from . He is one sad fucker. Also
 
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