Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

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gilly31

Can’t wait to see him go pumpkin picking (he knows that’s no buying one oot the big box in tescos right? )

ALSO what 40 year old man wants to watch Gilmore girls?
 

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SellYerMawForASubwaySalad

Kinda felt bad for Deek in the eating video.

The act of eating is quite a personal thing that a lot of people feel uncomfortable doing in public...never mind your so called partner secretly filming you posting it on the internet and mocking how you hold your cutlery.

It's not Deeks fault they've not taught him how to hold it properly in nursery yet.

Fat wee bullying slut that she is.
 
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Ferguson

He's a nasty little cunt. Moved himself into Deeks flat & completely took over.
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

I'm wishing time away it's it's only 8 months until am out there again, so hurry up ma holiday in 2 weeks (can't say where incase I compromise my safety) Autumm, Halloween, chrismass, new year, Valentine's, so forth.
While am up the burj khalifa might send tae Marion smell the wealth if you actually had a full time job Mario this could be you but Deed Deek can't just escort you home like London.
This isn't smell the wealth Mr Isa and I got week 5* for 3k.. but aye compared Marion life smell the wealth.
Tons love tae youse all lovelies
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

How is fucking an M&S frozen cookie into the oven “Autumn vibes”?

I think my new favourite Marioism is how he called the all-butter pain au raisin “butter pain”. He just gets it wrong every single time. Also.
 
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Daisy Uncle

Why does he post his stupid autumn lists of things he'll never do. He's in Scotland, autumn is just greyer, rainier, leaves aren't crisp they're sludge. He's never getting a bus to some farm with a pumpkin patch. His actual autumn is mixing up cheap Halloween shite with cheap autumn shite, stuffing his face with cheap sugary drinks and biscuits.
 
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gilly31

Should add wee Deek is a pure wee rebel at heart!

He’s eating a summer salad fur his dinner!

you can surround a boy with autumn but you can’t make him drink your pumpkin spice latte!
 
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Skyflier6727

Awww he can use a knife and fork
 
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honey&lemon

You’d think his bestie ‘our Soph’ would have done a little promo of this new scent ‘Autumn leaves’ (like wtf does that even mean)

if he meant so much to her surely a story wouldn’t be a big deal? she clearly doesn’t give a shit about him. 5 years of fake friendship and she’s never made the effort to even meet him one on one
 
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AllieBee

Oh no you're wrong hen. She did meet him face ro face earlier this year. She only made him pay 12.99 for the privilege and he came away with a lovely kids book as a thank you for paying her. Cos that's what besties do isn't it? Charge you to see them? Oh hang on....
 
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jesusmaryandtheweedonkey

It’s mid September ma lovelies and l f’d off seeing that f’n spit peas through ugly f’n Autumn throw!! Ge’ it a by eh hen !
On the Deeks eating his dinner never mind that he is filming it , he is lying with his fat piggy trotters practically in his dinner !

rant over ma lovelies , as you are ! Spine Bright
 
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LoopyHoopy71

Am quite proud of our wee Deek eating a healthy Ceasar Salad. Boy must like anchovies
 
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Fanta lemon

Excuse me but they are besties. Hinch sends him the longest voice notes on WhatsApp. The besties are even in talks about a podcast of their convos
 

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ohdoris

Fucking Bubs?! That & the shite tea has sent me over the edge tonight.
 
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AllieBee

Fanta lemon said:
Excuse me but they are besties. Hinch sends him the longest voice notes on WhatsApp. The besties are even in talks about a podcast of their convos
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He hates his crying face? What over Hinchs fat dog that she's killing by overfeeding it? You kay hate your crying face Marian, we just hate your face.
 
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