I've had my heating on past couple of nights
Withoot sounding like Martin though, ah've no been well, also.
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Withoot sounding like Martin though, ah've no been well, also.
Why are the products oh his bedroom shelf displayed like a shop?
Lads I’ve had loads of they lethal bevvies with pals the night but this thread has me spitting oot ma wine so aye 
@hopethishelpsallthebest ma wee Kerry’s are squinting at the first pic wondering if that’s a bespoke burger nipple hinging oot his leaf top so aye?
Happy new thread tattle trolls. Tonsa luv
@hopethishelpsallthebest ma wee Kerry’s are squinting at the first pic wondering if that’s a bespoke burger nipple hinging oot his leaf top so aye?Happy new thread tattle trolls. Tonsa luv
This is a personal fave ae mines, still laugh oot loud whenever I think aboot it 
Canny quote coz we’re oan a new thread hens so a bespoke screenshot will huv tae dae 
tattie hearts tonsa luv til the morra
Canny quote coz we’re oan a new thread hens so a bespoke screenshot will huv tae dae tattie hearts tonsa luv til the morraAttachments
Wit a day. A beautiful bespoke new thread and a new scent in the scent Qwence.
Living life as it should.
Living life as it should.
Playing shops is his personality, the rest is a terrifying void he throws beige food into.
Hens I’m in that wee bespoke place abroad called Benidorm. Lying by the pool and thought il see what fat martins at while my other half is living his best life with the AirPods in listening to talk sport - boujeeee. Anyway, I just thought to myself, imagine fat Martin waking up in his wee council flat and looking forward to a day of cosy vibes under a blanket and maybe a wee spoons for lunch. Wow xo also xo
Drives me mad when he calls it “my brand”. It is someone else’s business with your tit name added to a couple of boxes.
If I were Hannah I’d be getting the fat pissworm telt the noo
If I were Hannah I’d be getting the fat pissworm telt the noo
Hannah needs a job my lovely because that wax melt shite she sells will not be around in a year. Factual. Also.
Playing shoaps and hooses like youse did (well I did) when primary school age #soaye
Really wish the new owner of AMA's, the Ex, would explain via a solicitors letter how it's not his Brand. When I tell you it rips ma knitting 
I'm not joking. His Brand, our business 
@hopethishelpsallthebest spining bright Doll, always chanting you on from the rooftops
#womensupportingwomen 
I'm not joking. His Brand, our business @hopethishelpsallthebest spining bright Doll, always chanting you on from the rooftops
#womensupportingwomen 
Lol. Misread that, thought you said wanking up!
Omg I thought this was just me!!! It really grinds my gears how he says "my brand'. No maz. Its not your brand. You have just picked a scent out of a bottle and stuck your name on it!
Surely he can't make that much money from it? 6 quid a packet. He prob gets about 20p per pack sold. Dont hand your notice in at the police station just yet maz!
Almost as irritating as calling the council bedsit a house.
bleeping stupid illiterate cretin also.
Get sum class and stay in yer ain lane, ah'm affronted fur youse.
Deek and Beak spent a whole night at their bespoke tapas table in the cosy lounge sniffing lots of boattles tae get just the right scent and nae debates. It's cos they ur so talented perfumers that they make it look easy. Fun fact, perfumers are known as nez which is french fur nose. Martin's nose was born fur bespoke smelling.
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BrilliantSee when the waines start school and you stick a wee label in their coat, lunchbox, pencil case and shoes with their name on it does that mean they have started their own brand?
That would make Mario a Le Grande Nez, @Madge2022 hen. Pure bespoke
Sorry.... getting back in my ain lane in my 3 bed semi detached. Smell the wealth. Also.Get sum class and stay in yer ain lane, ah'm affronted fur youse.
Deek and Beak spent a whole night at their bespoke tapas table in the cosy lounge sniffing lots of boattles tae get just the right scent and nae debates. It's cos they ur so talented perfumers that they make it look easy. Fun fact, perfumers are known as nez which is french fur nose. Martin's nose was born fur bespoke smelling.
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Brilliant
"Let's reset & get cosy"
AT 11AM IN THE MORNING?
duck OFF, head! 
Am crabbit the day, hens.....
tired, still full of a cold and hungry for everything sweet, so it'll take a hell of a lot of willpower not to stuff maself with anything and everything sweet and beige and gain Marlon's lost 9lbs! 
#pray4me
AT 11AM IN THE MORNING?
duck OFF, head! Am crabbit the day, hens.....
tired, still full of a cold and hungry for everything sweet, so it'll take a hell of a lot of willpower not to stuff maself with anything and everything sweet and beige and gain Marlon's lost 9lbs! #pray4meDon’t worry hen these cold autumn mornings with the smell of autum leaves make us all want to eat beige and sweet."Let's reset & get cosy"
AT 11AM IN THE MORNING?
Am crabbit the day, hens.....
light a wee sweet smelling candle or wax melt and trick your bespoke heed space into thinking your eating sweeties
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