Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

[Anti-influencer]

@hopethishelpsallthebest your profile picture absolutely cracks me up. Mazda in his Haley Cropper era xoxo

 

[Karenharte17]

So he has cancelled plans and appointments on presumably other people (even though that’s probably another lie to make himself sound like he has a life) but he’s still fine to go out for the day? I wonder where

Fuckin bingo

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

I’m a bit late with this one but you know, real full time joab and that…

Not even his own opinion, he’s just copied what someone else posted. Not an original thought I. That empty head of his.

 

[AllieBee]

Someone's got the hump because no ones bought his carefully handcrafted new scent and no one likes him.

 

[Curly]

Deek - "HOOSE!"
Mas not Maz- "oh my God Deek, are youse saying we won a wee hoose, with a front and back door, the nooo?!"
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This has ended me

 

[Freefalling]

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I adore the aroma world of products says I, Mario,when he’s surrounded by death breath, cat shite and toxic farts, also.

And the devil's lettuce

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Tuesday.

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I thought that cushion next to Rayn said F off at first. Which is exactly what she was saying in her head.

 

[geezabreak]

I’m a bit late with this one but you know, real full time joab and that…

Not even his own opinion, he’s just copied what someone else posted. Not an original thought I. That empty head of his.

I’m a bit late with this one but you know, real full time joab and that…

Not even his own opinion, he’s just copied what someone else posted. Not an original thought I. That empty head of his.

Jebus it used to jist be LGBT, noo it's LGBTQIA+ what happens when they run oot o letters in the alphabet? Ma auld brain canny keep up!
Martin is still a cunt, his heid is foo o wee cars and they're aw crashing, factual also.

 

[Danim]

ayyyy yeah i do especially after a shit dull day I also watch his highlights just for shits and giggles also.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Thick cunt also

Factual…

 

[Ferguson]

She's been out shopping, chanting Hinch oan from the rooftops. Really she is jealous, but wants an excuse to tag her in something.
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Deeks fucking hat.

 

[Madge2022]

Her heads been smashed in with a brick.
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Fuck me, look at the state of it. Fumming she's doing a viakal ad, It was my stupul, I'll never buy it again, factual.
"My trusty loyal faithful Viakal." It's a brand new bottle you fat bastard.
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Are these recent, bloody hell who's pissed in his tea, whit a scowl.

 

[melonsandlemons]

Haha my Santa was named Pae.do Santa by the kids because he has a couple of little girl elf figures with him!

So wrong I know!

Am I the only one who read this as PAY-DOH-SANTA and missed the actual name

 

[mammaof3]

So classy, that's why brands are falling over themselves for you Mario.

Oh wait, no they're not.

 

[twilightgarden]

I’m in the process of booking and organising a staycation. I’m so looking forward to it and going somewhere new. Cannae say where as it’ll compromise ma security.
Makes me think about heifer Martin and the places he could go if he didn’t spend all his petty cash on utter shit. Blows my mind.

 

[mammaof3]

Autumn Leave aroma oil?? Eh?

It's meant to be Autumn Leaves but the imbecile can't even get that right.

 

[Curly]

Ahhhve been looking up Scottish insults and I am going to try and use one at least once a day

Nothing better than a good Scottish insult

 

[Bee Sting]

Wut the bloody hell is “such an amazing price point’good joab im oot the country or else I wid bounce his skittery erse right oot his stairheed windy, fat nosed fucker. Tons a love to youse aw also

 

[DramaQueen79]

Thought he was off this app for the weekend?!
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He is networking dawl.

 

[SuzyE]

I’m pretty sure that carpet tool is meant for folk with stairs and not close ones

It is. I've got one, but it's just a cheap rubber one that you do the windows and shower screen with, so goodness knows what that imbecile paid
I use it because the cats fur gets right in the edge of the stairs so that's the only part l use it on, so his vacuum must be crap if he can't get the hair up.