Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

[Karenharte17]

Don't bother ma lovelie, it'll just rot your brain cells.

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I thought the last one was pyoor boujie but this one tops it also

 

[mammaof3]

He is one lazy twat.
This app gave him the followers when he was cleaning with Mario, and now no cleaning is done only behind the scenes.

He might as well change his name. to No cleaning with Mario.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

She's been out shopping, chanting Hinch oan from the rooftops. Really she is jealous, but wants an excuse to tag her in something.
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This is genius if you could put stephanie vavrons wee hobbit gay boyfriend in this I'd die

 

[Skyflier6727]

Gonni huv tae spend time way ma weans, fummming!

Me too ma lovelie. And himself who is off this weekend. Also

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

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I actually love this. His wee purple leggings thank you hen

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Happy autumn hens. Get aw cosy, tons blessings.
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That nipple picture

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

I like the smell of this one, but the crackling wick gets on my tits

It's sending my dogs doolally

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

WTF Deek is just as illiterate as Marion.

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Marion off today? Marion had his phone confiscated off him?

 

[Bee Sting]

Hens ah was oan that vila app TikTok and came across a beeyootiful hunner percent acrylic jumper for sharty erselook at that stuuuuning bespoke message on it also. Tons a luv

 

[gilly31]

He's a lying wee fuckwit, nae cunt asked aboot they cloths. Why does he dae this? Boring wee bastard also.

Cause he also has fuck else to post or moan about also!

 

[gilly31]

"Let's reset & get cosy"

AT 11AM IN THE MORNING? FUCK OFF, DICKHEAD!

Am crabbit the day, hens..... tired, still full of a cold and hungry for everything sweet, so it'll take a hell of a lot of willpower not to stuff maself with anything and everything sweet and beige and gain Marlon's lost 9lbs! #pray4me

Don’t worry hen these cold autumn mornings with the smell of autum leaves make us all want to eat beige and sweet.

light a wee sweet smelling candle or wax melt and trick your bespoke heed space into thinking your eating sweeties

 

[Karenharte17]

Ahm gonnae swerve oot ma lane and joost like maz tries tae hoover hannahs business as his ain.. I'll go for thread suggestion hooverin yer patter hen...wae this -

Thread- Makin bespoke fousty Autumn Scents - But Still no makin a word a sense. Fakchool

Fakchool

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Stop this right now. Krystal Meth must also be a parody also.

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Wee Willy winkies on cupcakes

 

[mammaof3]

He's gaining followers for some reason.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

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He’s been on to follow this account. Trying to fix his flat heid

Screaming

 

[Skyflier6727]

Hello ma lovelies. I am catching up now, just finished thread 104. I’m jealous of all youse hens that got to watch and read this in real time.

Wee Deek cannae find a driving instructor. Then did! Gripping stuff.

Marion got waxed, fake tanned, a full face of makeup and dressed up with a fugly coat - to visit the Sister.

Marion bought some Autumn shite and photographed in the wild - security compromised - Capeesh!

He snail spermed his face. He wants his own home range, bought 2 cups for his holiday 1 year away, and “Fresh Breeze” was launched.

I am also in trouble off Mr Noseybonk whose words are “you’re on holiday, why are you watching that nasally whinging prick again, I thought he’d fucked off”

Onto 105, I’m keeping my power.

Chanting ye on ma lovelie. Spine bright

 

[Karenharte17]

Well done Madge doll, I think you should do a wee post here saying thanks to us all for supporting you and your tattle, for making the new thread title your post. Also
tons love hen sprine bright so forth
What a stupid name for a wax melts autumn leaves? Can't say I've ever picked up a leaf in the autumn in Glasgow usually their soggy, damp, non crisp and manky and stick to your shoes.
I don't think the website was down I think these followers of Marion need themselves better wifi or 4G rather then spending £6 on a ridiculous wax melts. Soo ayye relatively it fae me.

Don’t forget dog shit underneath also

 

[Shrekssister]

Going to add a slight suggested change and propose a thread title inspired by this-

Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic

Ma hen I did consider this but I'm sure they had that on the jack Monroe anthology so didnae know what the situation would be so aye also

 

[mammaof3]

Yesterday.

Today.

Spoiler: Christmas decorations worth £74.36.

 

[Freefalling]

I’m currently sitting in the bar of a very fancy five star hotel (smell the wealth) and sipping champagne while browsing Insta also, and playing Mario’s stories.

The people at the table next to me were discussion how their hunting expedition went today (not joking), but they’ve broken that conversation to ask me if it’s Mario of Paisley’s dulcet tones they hear. They are obviously obsessed by him, and have now gotten up to get the day done.

If this continues, I will have to ask for one of their guns to keep the Mario mob at bay.

Cheers trolls. Also.

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Sounds fabulous enjoy every second Hen