Wondering what the sesstificate is Deek framed and put on the windowsill
WIFI password?Wondering what the sesstificate is Deek framed and put on the windowsill
Going to add a slight suggested change and propose a thread title inspired by this-Title suggestion because your passion is my passion ma hen
Cleaning with mario #110: every little thing he does is tacky
Obviously tae the tune of the polis, IYKYKIYDKGTK
Please don't give him ideas! It would be Deek that had ro do all the elf tricks and I don't think I could face Maz's screechy whiny voice every day giggling like a tit that the elf had turned his milk.green or painted his boaby blue or hung his crusty pants on the treeAbsoolut's oan this app. Fur wance Martin's timelines seem tae add up.
They met Sept 2015, even though earlier this year his fun fact to Hinch said they were together ten years to match her and her husband.
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Tree made appearance Dec 2016 (no idea when Deek bought it though).
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Probably think a rival Grinch beat him to it.
Im surprised that they don't do elf on the shelf.
Ma hen I did consider this but I'm sure they had that on the jack Monroe anthology so didnae know what the situation would be so aye alsoGoing to add a slight suggested change and propose a thread title inspired by this-
Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic
Mario 100% did not live in that flat at the time and that Christmas tree picture was taken. When you look at Derek’s old Facebook from around that time, there is no mention of “we” or “us” etc, it’s all his flat / his furniture / his plans for the place. Absolutely zero mention of MazdaAm I right in thinking the "before" Christmas tree is on bare floorboards? Because nothing has summed this guy up more than that. Who wouldn't prioritise a carpet/flooring over a Christmas tree? We ALL started somewhere, we ALL look back and see how much love and effort we've put into our homes. But a tree on bare floorboards sums him up, no substance all show. Fur coat nae knickers. Plonker.
The good old days before poor Deek was cuckooedM
Mario 100% did not live in that flat at the time and that Christmas tree picture was taken. When you look at Derek’s old Facebook from around that time, there is no mention of “we” or “us” etc, it’s all his flat / his furniture / his plans for the place. Absolutely zero mention of Mazda
Wee Deek might huv no realised that Martin hud moved in, ah'm still waiting for Deek tae find oot he's engaged.M
Mario 100% did not live in that flat at the time and that Christmas tree picture was taken. When you look at Derek’s old Facebook from around that time, there is no mention of “we” or “us” etc, it’s all his flat / his furniture / his plans for the place. Absolutely zero mention of Mazda
They look bloody awful don't they, as bad the furry dried flowers she had stuck in others, apparently they are alcohol tubes.Fell down a rabbit hole and came across Krystal Chandelier’s page. WTF, is that actual tampon applicators on the cakes?
Get well soon ma lovelie. Are you able to put up yer Christmas tree to keep yersel busy?Hens, I’ve a bespoke dose of covid and fuck me if my head didnae hurt before I’ve just read his latest ramblings it sure does now!!
They are pipettes, it's just unfortunate she chose a pink drink to put in them.Fell down a rabbit hole and came across Krystal Chandelier’s page. WTF, is that actual tampon applicators on the cakes?
He must think we were all thrown on our heads, like he was. Fat mutant.The latest message he’s received…..he sent that to himself right?
He’s spent his life trying to compete but insta has made him realise there’s no competitionseriously Maz, pull the other one. Would you really be doing a Grinch themed Christmas if you weren’t trying to compete and show off on the gram? Likewise with all your autumn shite? I assume you’ve always decorated like you have long before the app was invented seen as you’re not trying to show off
100% him you can tell by the punctuation and spacing, embarrassing.The latest message he’s received…..he sent that to himself right?
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