Mas, us women do not claim you. Having no pals and having nothing else to do but spend all your time with mum, sister and aunty doesn't mean that women love you, it means those 3 had no choice but to put up with you. And no man I know would want to be your friend either as you are full of tit, a liar, and either still a child, or possibly a childsnatcher with your weird ways. The "lassies" you've gathered through your working life most likely felt sorry for you and said let's take this oddball under our wing. And your insta 'friends', well, less said about them the better!
Can you imagine being pals with him, you'd be talking about how stressed you are with work, your kids etc and he'd be saying "yeh I can't sleep at night because i can't find my neon pumpkin sign, have only got 17 stapul mascaras and my flat stinks of cat piss.