Also Halloween is 7 weeks away and so forth. So ayeIn September when it's still hot as balls as well! Like maybe the week of Halloween IF he had kids and/or nieces and nephews that visit. OR his house was on a popular trick-or-treating route (lots of kids round where I live so a lot of houses go all out for the trick-or-treaters even if they don't have kids). I don't think any kids are traversing the crack pipe filled hallways of Beirut Towers to knock on the door of a middle aged man that stuck paper hats up around the living room that no-one outside of Insta is going to see!
He 'd have to go to the vets, lay in a big old mri with an elephant mask on. #factual
That's the sort of tat I put up for the kids Halloween party. No way anyone would voluntarily put it up for no reason. Also, heatwave, his hoose might spontaneously combust, causing £5.34 worth of damage also.I mean come on Mario. You're 40 now mate, so these look ridiculous in a small flat with two middle aged men and no kids. It's creepy as hell to the outside world!
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I'd give a leg if you'd somehow date/shag mario.
Isn’t that the corner the bleep washings goes in? Maybe he uses the clothes horse as a ladder? Although how it wouldn’t buckle under his weight I have no idea
I've had one of those too, wish I'd had the sense to imagine these things as the sheer anxiety and panic I felt was horrible. I wonder if they have super conk sized masks for folk with over developed beaks
He is unhinged!
I’m hoping she gets onto the bent console table and pulls every one of those cunting hats down #GoRayn #freethehats
I've always put a few autumn-y things around when it gets to October (aka actual Autumn) but I've had pretty much the same things for like, 8 years! And It's only a couple of pumpkins, a leafy garland thingy for my (very real) fireplace and always fresh sunflowers. Buying new things every single year when you're already up to your eyeballs in debt is just madness!Oooh I’ve gone up to active member on here
I showed the witches hats to Mr Timberlake who shook his head and said Mazda wants detaining under the mental health act.
it’s actually creepy that he’s got no kids yet decorates like this. In our pre kid days when we lived in our old flat (which incidentally we owned and it had a balcony and 3 bedrooms) we literally had a 3 foot fibre optic Christmas tree shoved up a few days before the big day as we were always out doing things together, nights out, weekends away, out with our respective friends, families and work colleagues. We didn’t have the time or inkling to do much decorating. This is just so unnatural it’s actually making my skin crawl
That's exactly what I came here to post. He'd had an idea, his original creative brain was gonna do something amazing with them. So he read the packet and stuck them up on the ceiling just like it says on the packet. Whatever Maz. They look daft
Same. I love autumn colours, oranges, yellows, browns. Have some ivy garlands, some pumpkins placed on various surfaces, an autumnal wreath which does on my front door, and my dining table gets a few pumpkins too. But I have a few, not cluttering like Maz, and my house is a real house. I have my own stairs and there are no junkies or bitten off ears to be seen, with a downstairs that is much bigger than his entire pencil box. Smell that wealth Maz.
i am dead. he is a 40yr old man with no kids and nobody visits his bedsit so why? He's not well. Also
What the actual ...wuz he 40 the other week or 4?I mean come on Mario. You're 40 now mate, so these look ridiculous in a small flat with two middle aged men and no kids. It's creepy as hell to the outside world!
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#collabThat sad bastard has started following horlicks on Instagram
