I think we have had enough of the girl dinner thing. All I want to know is how the turkey tits are doing?
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Ur youse implying ma baking skills are oan par wi a toddler?!!!?!!You made them like the Waines in nursery, jam inbetween, royal icing sugar on top and a wee sweetie stuck on top?
I want one now too
Cos youse wud be correct #factual
Noo, excuse me while ah go and make salt soup wi a hint oaf tomato. #chefskiss #mariodoescooking
Paisley is a balmy 26 degrees today, so it’s prob about 65 in his flat, leading to a slow but unmistakeable MELTING of the bespoke plastic autumn tat.
He’ll have woken in a dripping fever from his polyester sheets, and made wee bum shaped sweat prints on the sofa while watching aw the candles and plastic melt in front of his eyes. So aye.
Maybe global warming should be your fight eh Maz?
He’ll have woken in a dripping fever from his polyester sheets, and made wee bum shaped sweat prints on the sofa while watching aw the candles and plastic melt in front of his eyes. So aye.
Maybe global warming should be your fight eh Maz?
your passions are nae my passions! Never message this page again!!!
(I’ve nae self respect hen, I know)
The scent of warm cat tit and piss from the litter boxThat bedsit will absolutely stink.
Worse than usual
They’re doing good ma lovely. Can’t let the husband have a go oan them fae a few weeks yet though.
Ah wiz hanging ma bleep washings oot earlier on the line in my garden (smell the wealth) and I reach too far and thought I’d popped wan o the fuckers! The pain ma lovely! So aye and also
We could call oorsels a circle & book a bespoke circular holiday.This is where I wish we could all be friends on here and message and stuff and I’d send you some Empire biscuits. Saying that people send Marion things and they can’t message him.
Tae the boujee bespoke BeLive hotel in Costa Teguise.
I would very much like it if I could go for a few lethalThis is where I wish we could all be friends on here and message and stuff and I’d send you some Empire biscuits. Saying that people send Marion things and they can’t message him.
with you hens. I think we would all get on like a bloody house on fire.
My girl dinner is chips cheese & gravy, chips done in the chip pan, a load of grated cheese and smothered in the glass jar bisto gravy 
Sorry my lovelies. I'm late to the party with the girl dinner thing because I was out drinking all them lethal drinks last night.
Not yapping about having covid. bald slag.
Would near have that girl dinner today but I'm on a wee bespoke holiday next week an don't want to be waddling about like fat martins twin sister.
Hope you are all mop kicking the tit out of this wonderful Friday and remember hens, my post my rules. also xoxo
Sorry my lovelies. I'm late to the party with the girl dinner thing because I was out drinking all them lethal drinks last night.
Not yapping about having covid. bald slag.
Would near have that girl dinner today but I'm on a wee bespoke holiday next week an don't want to be waddling about like fat martins twin sister.
Hope you are all mop kicking the tit out of this wonderful Friday and remember hens, my post my rules. also xoxo
We could all wear T shirts with oor username & profile pic also.I would very much like it if I could go for a few lethal
Then realise none of us look like we imagined each other tae look like.
Ah wudnae be looking oot that window wae that view either ma lovelies
He’s so depressing! All he does is moan. Greeting fat slug under its polyester blankie
Do you'se mean the Bisto Best hen? Beef wan red label?My girl dinner is chips cheese & gravy, chips done in the chip pan, a load of grated cheese and smothered in the glass jar bisto gravy
Made very thick, like oor Marion?
You’re 40 years old & the world doesne revolve around you. Suck it up & shove it up your hoop, you baldy moaning bastard. Factual. Also.
He will be a bundle of joy in that place abroad
He is so dramatic.
Not looked out of the windy in 5 days - I bet he opened the curtains in the living room, I bet he opened the shutter in the kitchen.
Moaning about the weather while sitting under a blanket.
Jeez Maz as your bbf says ''get a life''
Not looked out of the windy in 5 days - I bet he opened the curtains in the living room, I bet he opened the shutter in the kitchen.
Moaning about the weather while sitting under a blanket.
Jeez Maz as your bbf says ''get a life''
He's such a lunatic. Complaining about the heat, while sat under a blanket. Wtf is wrong with him, only place abroad this boaby needs tae go, is Switzerland and have done with it. So aye.
What is this hiding behind the text box?
Thats the one my lovely
Haven't had it lately as watching Martins food stories this past while along with seeing his many chins on his birthday stories, has made me want to go on a diet on his behalf. nae debates xxxxx
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