Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

[Sloggingaway]

Ooh my girl dinner is corned beef crusty cobs with brown sauce and ready salted crisps in a bowl with brown sauce followed with a bag of cheap sugary sweets…
Dribbling so might tell husband not cooking tonight and sort himself out

 

[Go_Jetter]

My girl dinner is a microwave curry and a side of hummus and tortillas

 

[Cagayu]

My girl dinner is cereal because I cba to cook anything when I’m sad and alone

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

I actually love this thread where we not only get to have hysterics at the antics of Beak and Deek but we share girl dinner ideas and have a good laugh and chat with each other. I think this is without a doubt the best thread on TL

 

[mrsbucket]

I think Mario's girl dinner is a packet of Bikers criss and a hot choclittt. Consumed in bed so he can wipe his greasy hawns oan the cheap bedding.

 

[gilly31]

I think Mario's girl dinner is a packet of Bikers criss and a hot choclittt. Consumed in bed so he can wipe his greasy hawns oan the cheap bedding.

The bikers smooshed between 2 slices of sunblest bread with loads a butter hen!

 

[Macmama]

Ma girl dinner is potato waffles, beans and enough cheese to make Marion shart though the flareboards so aye.

 

[peachy-keen]

My girl dinner is bachelors cheese and broccoli pasta and a bar of galaxy

 

[Ferguson]

Well ma lovelies I didn't actually ken wit a Girl dinner was.
I felt a bit like loser Marion when everyone knows something & I didn't.
I suppose the important thing is, I didn't know but I got to know also.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Well ma lovelies I didn't actually ken wit a Girl dinner was.
I felt a bit like loser Marion when everyone knows something & I didn't.
I suppose the important thing is, I didn't know but I got to know also.

IYKYKIYDKGTK, YK?

 

[Madge2022]

@Madge2022 Thanks ma hen, am up and have had a shower (nae sobbing) and ready to take on this day! Cannae wait to get awwww cosy the night with joos and criss

Ah'm moap kicking youse tae the weekend hen! Spine bright

Ah think ah hud a girl's breakfast the day, hud an empire biscuit
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Well ma lovelies I didn't actually ken wit a Girl dinner was.
I felt a bit like loser Marion when everyone knows something & I didn't.
I suppose the important thing is, I didn't know but I got to know also.

Ah didnae ken either ma lovelie, ah thought this meant ah wiz a bloke till ah checked in ma knickers fur a button mushroom.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

IYKYKIYDKGTK, YK?

ITSKNOKA

 

[Madge2022]

My girl dinner is cereal because I cba to cook anything when I’m sad and alone

You will always huv us tattler 's tae gab wi ma lovelie
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ITSKNOKA

Ur youse speaking Japanese

 

[AllieBee]

Ah'm moap kicking youse tae the weekend hen! Spine bright

Ah think ah hud a girl's breakfast the day, hud an empire biscuit
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Ah didnae ken either ma lovelie, ah thought this meant ah wiz a bloke till ah checked in ma knickers fur a button mushroom.

I didn't know what an empire biscuit was but I got to know and now I really want one, don't think I can get them round here though!

 

[Madge2022]

I didn't know what an empire biscuit was but I got to know and now I really want one, don't think I can get them round here though!

Ah used tae cheat and make them wi digestives as ah canni make shortbread if ma live depended on it.

Being Scottish and no able to make shortbread is up there wi boiled mince embarrassment level, also.

 

[gilly31]

Ah used tae cheat and make them wi digestives as ah canni make shortbread if ma live depended on it.

Being Scottish and no able to make shortbread is up there wi boiled mince embarrassment level, also.

You made them like the Waines in nursery, jam inbetween, royal icing sugar on top and a wee sweetie stuck on top?

I want one now too

 

[Very Cherry]

I didn't know what an empire biscuit was but I got to know and now I really want one, don't think I can get them round here though!

This is where I wish we could all be friends on here and message and stuff and I’d send you some Empire biscuits. Saying that people send Marion things and they can’t message him.

 

[bigmouth1927]

Prawn pasta and ice cold chablis for me. I hope she pulls through. Life is tit without watching her make a tit of herself!

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

There's always something Marion related to talk aboot, ma lovelie. Even if it's for throwbacks also. Or even talking aboot Marion's new hairstyle and so forth.
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Tonsa love tae youse fur ma bespoke new pic

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

My girl dinner is bachelors cheese and broccoli pasta and a bar of galaxy

Affronted fae youse hen. Broccoli and cheese together, I couldnae. Blocked.