He’s only livid because he’s already got his autumn junk out on display and now feels like an utter muppet in his wee orange hovel while the rest of the country sweats.
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Oh my that's a good one. Imagining what we all look like! I only have a couple of youse in ma heed, @Madge I imagine to look like Dame Edna though I know she's probs much younger than she makes herself sound and beautiful with it and @Babybail I imagine to be tall, beautiful, dark skinned and big tits thanks to recent work!
I’m going to veer out of my lane to suggest that the brushed polyester jammies and the fleece blanket aren’t helping the whole ‘it’s so hot,’ situation.
Why doesn't he stick his wee Bet Lynch shorts
also.
The thought of him baking in the postage stamp, covid sweats and it being 26 degrees outside while he’s surrounded by autumn tat is absolutely sending me 
!!! A nice start to turning 40 and so forth 
so aye 
also. 
!!! A nice start to turning 40 and so forth so aye also. 
It’s 28 degrees here at the opposite end of the land to castleveechi. I too have bespoke covid and I am in my undies in front of a fan occasionally going to my back garden (smell the wealth) to sit with my feet in the paddling pool.
I have also done washing, showered at least once a day and changed my bed sheets to keep fresh and wash away the diseased spores.
get a grip Mario. Oh and I’m also extremely clinically vulnerable but we move
I have also done washing, showered at least once a day and changed my bed sheets to keep fresh and wash away the diseased spores.
get a grip Mario. Oh and I’m also extremely clinically vulnerable but we move
Oh he's so whiny 'I'm nooooo weeeeelllll. It's so hooooooot. Prat.
Obviously no opened a windae either. Ah feel sorry for the junkie and ear biting neighbours living next tae that smell. Must be worse than the normal wax melts smell fae the penthoose.
Ma lovelies, we have an outdoors cat but do have an emergency litter box in the downstairs toilet (smell the wealth). So the other day ma baby gurl must have been desperate and had a bespoke shite in said litter box. Me and the wains were gagging at the smell. It stayed in the nostrils even after getting rid of it. All I can think about is how that sweat box on the top floor of Beirut towers must smell in this heat with the cat turds and bespoke sharts 
Biohazard ma lovelies, also.
Biohazard ma lovelies, also.
Exactly. Hasnse even got the Rona, just fumming that he has nae pals, nae garden, nae petty cash.
And nae personality also
he does nothing, the boy has nothing #choon!!!!
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Hello ma dahlings
Ur youse saying ah look like a drag queen?!?!
And a deid wan at that
Everytime the cat has aMa lovelies, we have an outdoors cat but do have an emergency litter box in the downstairs toilet (smell the wealth). So the other day ma baby gurl must have been desperate and had a bespoke shite in said litter box. Me and the wains were gagging at the smell. It stayed in the nostrils even after getting rid of it. All I can think about is how that sweat box on the top floor of Beirut towers must smell in this heat with the cat turds and bespoke sharts
Biohazard ma lovelies, also.
he needs walk down 2 flights of stairs and out back. I couldn't be bothered with that.Does he wash up?
#choon!!!!
Never wash up
Does he clean up?
No, he never cleans up
Does he brush up?
Never brushed up
He does nothing
The boy does nothing
So if he's not seen outside for 5 days then who has been going out to the bin with the rubbish and the . Just Chuck it out the window with his eyes shut. So ayye. Stop lying Marion making yourself look and sound stupid. Also
. Just Chuck it out the window with his eyes shut. So ayye. Stop lying Marion making yourself look and sound stupid. Also
Serves the wee fucker right for his million dots of death telling us how good covid was for him and dead Deek and how they paid off their debts etc. Karma on his sweaty arse!
Excuse youse, he GUTS that full hoose (bedsit) every Saturday, yet oanly takes ten minutes.
Was he not bragging about how he never got ill because he got the flu jab? Like last week or something! Youse a giant flubbery liar Maz
Describe yourself ma lovelie. Do you cut your own hair, are your eyebrows mad?
#choon!!!!
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Hello ma dahlings
Ur youse saying ah look like a drag queen?!?!
And a deid wan at that
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