I’ve had a shite day hens but youse have fair cheered me up 
screaming at this thread! Tonsa luv to youse aw 🫶 
screaming at this thread! Tonsa luv to youse aw 🫶 
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Big hugs and tattie hearts t you @twilightgarden, I hope tomorrow is a better day.I’ve had a shite day hens but youse have fair cheered me up
Thanks hen, I'll need tae mop kick Friday's arse and "get this day done!" #nomaquote
Your passions are not my passionsLassies I just want announce that I have just got my VIP status the night! I feel like Mario when he got his blue tick!
How much did you pay for it?
Gilly hen, it doesn't count unless your avatar is a picture of Marion. Only then you'll get your blue tick. Capesh.Lassies I just want announce that I have just got my VIP status the night! I feel like Mario when he got his blue tick!
Didnae ken Daddy McKnight wis called Dave, so aye.
There's always something Marion related to talk aboot, ma lovelie. Even if it's for throwbacks also. Or even talking aboot Marion's new hairstyle and so forth.I hope he’s better for the weekend or what we going to talk aboutI even miss the dots of doom at this point!
I reckon he was sitting in his shower with a bath bomb. Using his fat arse to block the plug hole and he was sobbing cos it's just not the same as having a bath bomb bath, so aye!
My girlie dinner is cheese on toast, a bottle of diet coke and a large bar of Cadbury wholenut, all to myself!
How do I get VIP status?
My girlie dinner is cheese on toast, a bottle of diet coke and a large bar of Cadbury wholenut, all to myself!
How do I get VIP status
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You need to give up your full time joab and become a full time troll instead to get VIP status ma lovelie! It’s a bespoke statusI reckon he was sitting in his shower with a bath bomb. Using his fat arse to block the plug hole and he was sobbing cos it's just not the same as having a bath bomb bath, so aye!
My girlie dinner is cheese on toast, a bottle of diet coke and a large bar of Cadbury wholenut, all to myself!
How do I get VIP status
So aye never message this page again.
Keep slagging freak face offI reckon he was sitting in his shower with a bath bomb. Using his fat arse to block the plug hole and he was sobbing cos it's just not the same as having a bath bomb bath, so aye!
My girlie dinner is cheese on toast, a bottle of diet coke and a large bar of Cadbury wholenut, all to myself!
How do I get VIP status
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You'd think he was the only one to catch covid. Whiney freak
This is Girl Dinner. Usually it’s because you’re so knackered from running the household or holding the mental load that when you have a night to yourself you just have a rummage and eat whatever you have in.
Mine is always a baked Camembert and crusty bread (if I’ve had a chance to plan for my girl dinner) or pasta with butter and just a small amount of cheese stirred in.
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Why does he actually look better though
Might #treatit masel tae a new profile picture.
Car was for me the morning hens, hope the bespoke Romanian is wearing lilac leggings also.
Ma gurul dinner is a bombay bad boy poat noodle wae a bag a wot sits melted in (ma hangover food also) And a big chunk a aged stinky brie wae sum red grapes. Mebbies a bit a Stilton tae.
Ah bet it hud less shite than Martin's cludgie hen.I’ve had a shite day hens but youse have fair cheered me up
Hope it's better for you today
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Send Madge 100 quid.I reckon he was sitting in his shower with a bath bomb. Using his fat arse to block the plug hole and he was sobbing cos it's just not the same as having a bath bomb bath, so aye!
My girlie dinner is cheese on toast, a bottle of diet coke and a large bar of Cadbury wholenut, all to myself!
How do I get VIP status
Keep talking here hen, and wull be VIP in nae time.
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My girl dinner is nuggets chips and beans, or the fill your own salad box fae morrisons, wi undercooked garlic bread
He looks like Hayley Cropper!
@Madge2022 Thanks ma hen, am up and have had a shower (nae sobbing) and ready to take on this day! Cannae wait to get awwww cosy the night with joos and criss
Awww he’s no well. Wonder what Insta mate fake gave him the rona?
my girl dinner last night was Kraft cheesy pasta, a white magnum and a bar of Cadbury marvellous creations. No I’m not turning into Maz with my beige food but I’d got to that hangry stage last night that I’d have ate anything
my girl dinner last night was Kraft cheesy pasta, a white magnum and a bar of Cadbury marvellous creations. No I’m not turning into Maz with my beige food but I’d got to that hangry stage last night that I’d have ate anything
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