Ha that's so weird I was just thinking exactly the same! Come on Maz prove us right!How long til maz reads here n then in a coupla days time posts that he’s huvin a girl dinner coz he’s no well n canny be arsed toshove frozen hings in the ovencook
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The wee scrote will be soartin oot a disguise the noo so he can get tae the wee business Asda and get a wheelbarra foo o Stacey's new cushions and pumpkins, oh and a mug that says get cosy. Factual also.
His Covid events seem rather familiar and dare I say it exhaustingly excessive. Liar.
He seems to get his illnesses off Deek, also.
End of June last year and this year.
He seems to get his illnesses off Deek, also.
End of June last year and this year.
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I don't think he will though hen, Soph is his gurl, she is apparently designing
He knows full well what life is like with nae vacations, also
He always limits the comments.
Your giving him too much credit he’s just a lazy fucker faking a sicky fatter 9 days annual leave.
I’ll get back in lane 
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His page his rools ma lovelie #gettaeken
He also says his DMs ur closed, but also receives hunners of DM s, also.
Ah bet Martin pretends he's no well so he disnae huv tae look after wee Deek. Mind youse, wi the size oaf his beak a cold wi a runny nose would be catastrophic.
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Eeee I love this chat .. you know him better than he knows himself
His aunties box room.
Really hope he posts wan o his “I’m ill as duck” selfies so that @hopethishelpsallthebest has an updated pic to work with 
the OG one absolutely ends me every time! 
the OG one absolutely ends me every time! 
His comment on Solomon’s post “you must feel on clouds” the saying is on cloud 9 you bell end
he gets it wrang every bleeping time!He can't even blame it on 'I'm sooooooo ill' because he really is always that thick!View attachment 2432878
His comment on Solomon’s post “you must feel on clouds” the saying is on cloud 9 you bell end
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His comment on Solomon’s post “you must feel on clouds” the saying is on cloud 9 you bell end
Nawww this lying auld fanny! Far tae much detail, she’s hamming it up tae make it seem realistic that she cannae post oan that app. Also who takes pictures of their covid test? Who even has any left? How 2021 also.
she’s living her best loife in Lanza, eating beige food in the cheapest bars, burning her titties and five-heed an gettin awwww cosy by 7pm
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stealing youse words but again with the receipts 🤌
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she’s living her best loife in Lanza, eating beige food in the cheapest bars, burning her titties and five-heed an gettin awwww cosy by 7pm
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ah huv just read this hen, ahm no snake
stealing youse words but again with the receipts 🤌🤌🤌
Lush ma lovelie. Bloody lush
Making big waves for many others? What the hell is he on about? Too many fumes in that bedsit he's waffling a load of nonsense.View attachment 2432878
His comment on Solomon’s post “you must feel on clouds” the saying is on cloud 9 you bell end
No wonder these influencers rarely reply to him no one can make out what he is talking about. Embarrassing. Also
Ah didnae think he hud been oan his wee bespoke Lanzarote jurnee yit ma lovelie
I love this thread #factual also. I literally am crying laughing sometimes as you lot are pure comedy gold.
I've never heard of girl dinner but got me thinking what mine is....beef pot noodle with buttered breadcake to dip in, a big cup of tea, bag of pickled onion monster munch and a pack of Reeses choc
I've never heard of girl dinner but got me thinking what mine is....beef pot noodle with buttered breadcake to dip in, a big cup of tea, bag of pickled onion monster munch and a pack of Reeses choc
That sounds like a perfect girl dinner! Think it's a tiktok thing but now I don't feel guilty if I cba to cook cos girl dinner is a thing!
Well awa youse that have girl dinners. I hav t say @hopethishelpsallthebest girl dinner sounds just ma cup o tea and so I’ll be dining wi her. I’m a big fan o biscuit tea, that was influenced t me by Marion himsel. 🫣
My girl dinner last night was crumpets and a bag of m&ms
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