Here's hoping wee Deek passes his test and attempts tae drive doon.I really really hope that he goes to London at Christmas. That would be comedy gold.
Hope he let's us know when he's going, I'm just 30 mins away from the city, I can pop up and surprise him! Yoohooo Maz, it's Allie, can I have your autograph cos you're sooooo famous #CelebrityStalkerAllieRather than saying,
Ma loverlies, I canna no longer go to Meadow Hall, I am the noo oof to the big smoke with ma man Deek for some bespoke Christmas decs. Noo Fook off.
But no we get ramblings that take 3, nay 4 goes at deciphering it.
I hope he gets trampled down Oxford Street.
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His wee surprise birthday night oot wi the lovelies certainly gave us lots of profile picture giftsThat profile pic omfg
If he does go youse ur definitely keeping him this timeHope he let's us know when he's going, I'm just 30 mins away from the city, I can pop up and surprise him! Yoohooo Maz, it's Allie, can I have your autograph cos you're sooooo famous #CelebrityStalkerAllie
That's OK, I will frogmarch him up to the London Dungeon and persuade them to lock him up as an exhibit!His wee surprise birthday night oot wi the lovelies certainly gave us lots of profile picture gifts
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If he does go youse ur definitely keeping him this time
Someone missed a marketing trick right there!!!Such a way with words. What an endorsement. It over powers dug shite
He’s too horrifying hen. #factualThat's OK, I will frogmarch him up to the London Dungeon and persuade them to lock him up as an exhibit!
Ma hen it's a family friendly show no scare night, never message this page again!!!Hens, ah've wurked oot why he's no gawn tae wurk oan Hannah's tat stall. His brother wuz short oaf an ugly sister for his panto, so Martin is daeing it fur sum petty cash. #ohayeheis
More evidence that he reads here.. sure someone said something about all his millions of wax melts and Reed diffusers won't disguise the fact his hobbit hole still stinks of cat shit? He's just messaged himself to try and make out someone has told him his scents are that strong, they won't be able to smell their dog shit. He's just used a dog as an example cos he thinks if he said cat, we would a hunner percent know its him messaging himself But Maz, we aren't thick twats like you. We know you read here on the daily and don't need to show us messages to yourself, to convince us otherwise...Her dog could shit on the carpet and she doesn’t think she would smell it over the stench of Marion’s aromas, Jesus wept.
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Hard? How? He wouldn't know a day's work if it hit him in his bespoke ugly face! Prick, also!
He obviously didnae finish reading the Secret. Hinch farm book is mair his level. In braille obviously wit wi his Kerry Katonas.
Audio book vibesHe obviously didnae finish reading the Secret. Hinch farm book is mair his level. In braille obviously wit wi his Kerry Katonas.
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