What a fanny he is
What a fanny he isYes, he ventured out while still positive and a few days before that he'd bashed dear old granny Betty.
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A wee bespoke dramatic jurneh.Yes, he ventured out while still positive and a few days before that he'd bashed dear old granny Betty.
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Oh I've seen them digging a wee hole for the sauce tae go in.I’m all for raspberry sauce but normally it’s drizzled on rather than one suspicious looking blob. I’m crabbit the daymibbies I need to get masel a wee ice cream and treatit masel wae ma petty cash
Unless of course he hasn't got and never had the COVID in the first place. So aye.Barshaw Park is quite a wee bit away from them if walking when you're apparently on death's door.
Tit.
If he got a bus/taxi whilst still positive then what a selfish selfish bitch she is.
Aye that was a chlamydia test.Unless of course he hasn't got and never had the COVID in the first place. So aye.
Had an ice cream man coming to work twice a week.It's raspberry sauce hen and it tastes...well I like it anyway.
They all do that don't they? My favourite is a twin cone 99 with blue sauce and no drugs!Had an ice cream man coming to work twice a week.
Only £1.20 for a 99 with a flake, juice everything.
Even gives us a discount because we all buy one.
Hasn't turned up this week.
We were disappointed.
He's been arrested. Selling drugs from his Ice cream van
Your ice cream man is Mr Softy Top and nae debates oan ma pageHad an ice cream man coming to work twice a week.
Only £1.20 for a 99 with a flake, juice everything.
Even gives us a discount because we all buy one.
Hasn't turned up this week.
We were disappointed.
He's been arrested. Selling drugs from his Ice cream van
It’s only about a 5 min walk. It’s at the end of the road from him. XxBarshaw Park is quite a wee bit away from them if walking when you're apparently on death's door.
Tit.
If he got a bus/taxi whilst still positive then what a selfish selfish bitch she is.
Do they? I thought it was just a conspiracy theory.They all do that don't they? My favourite is a twin cone 99 with blue sauce and no drugs!
I thought it was about 1/2 a mileIt’s only about a 5 min walk. It’s at the end of the road from him. Xx
It’s only from the orange dot. I don’t know if I’ll be breaking rules if I say his street nameI thought it was about 1/2 a mile
To be fair it probably is an urban myth! Definitely someone told me that once and gullible me obvs believed it!Do they? I thought it was just a conspiracy theory.
Nay wunner ours needs a bespoke sideline tbh. Selling them so cheap
The wee man in the van at the kelpies must no be selling drugs, he chairges £4.99 for a 1 scoop cone, that wis the day i went without! Robbin bastard!Had an ice cream man coming to work twice a week.
Only £1.20 for a 99 with a flake, juice everything.
Even gives us a discount because we all buy one.
Hasn't turned up this week.
We were disappointed.
He's been arrested. Selling drugs from his Ice cream van
Ah could nae even pronounce it hen.It’s only from the orange dot. I don’t know if I’ll be breaking rules if I say his street name
was waiting for exactly this from you ahahhahahhahAutumn vibes.
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